Well based on my reading of all the available clues you're very good at creating with words so I hope you keep doing it.
if you get my driftwood drift
I actually don't get your driftwood drift but if I had to venture a guess I'd say… someone put something weird in these mushrooms.
Well thank you @otherbrandt, I'm going to continue hammering away, since I'm enjoying it.
Someone definitely put something weird in these mushrooms, but not only the mushrooms.