Hahahahahahaha. If nothing else, you were at least able to write about it in a fashion that amused the rest of us. There's nothing quite like being amused at someone else's expense, is there?
(I'm already hearing you curse at me half way around the globe)
Nah, no cursing. I'm completely fine with people having a laugh at my expense. I played up the encounter a little, just because I could, and am pleased a few found something to smile about.