So damn many...
I remember going to some fancy cafe once to try out their "fancy coffee". I opened the doors and walked right up to the counter and gave the female barista there my order – one cup of instant disappointment(really just coffee) and a croissant.
After ordering, she urged me it will be brought to my table in 5 minutes or less. I then turned around to find a table but instead found a very beautiful girl seating alone at a table in the far end of the cafe. Being the sharp guy that I am, I immediately walked up to her and asked if I could have a sit. She was somewhat peeved but said "sure... no problem".
Once I sat down, I noticed there was this beautiful mug with the words - "Can't talk, drinking coffee". I've honestly never seen a mug like that so I wanted to make a joke out of it. I gestured at the mug and tried to say my joke but before I could, she grabbed the coffee mug and started slurping up the "coffee" that was in it very loudly.
Man, she must've slurped up that coffee for 3 minutes straight and every time I tried my best to say something, she would just slurp even louder. Frankly, I was pissed off. I even almost used the C-word on her but... I tried to keep my cool. But, it was not until the barista came in with a huge jar of coffee to our table and said the words "Ma'am... your coffee is ready!" that I lost it.
I watched with a 🙂 on my face as the barista poured her coffee into the same mug she slurped from, into the same EMPTY mug she slurped from! After the barista left, she then excused herself before going to the restroom.
Being the honest man that I am, I decided that if she was going to instantly disappoint me, I might as well give her a bigger cup of instant disappointment. And so I grabbed the salt and pepper that was in the table and quietly dumped it all into her coffee. Then, i took my croissant and instant disappointment with me to go and left the cafe.
I hoped the dum dum enjoyed it🙂
Probably exactly why she didn't want to talk to random cunty strangers.
My... no need to be so rude. He did say we can make up stories. So I made up a fiction.
Although, you do have a point. It probably was all a bit too much.
You're brave, I'd never have the courage to approach a woman and ask to sit there like that. I'll give you points for that certainly. Then you see the can't talk drinking coffee cup and you try to talk. Hmm, I wouldn't have been surprised if she had smashed the cup and jammed a Brocken shard into your neck. (Ok, maybe a too-strong a reaction). But still, interruptions of that nature to a serious coffee drinker could go either way. Lol.
Thanks for getting involved with a little fun piece.
Also, I think I'd end your life if you put salt in my coffee...Well, maybe not end it, but just make you wish I had. Lol.
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Glad you get it G- dog. It's my pleasure!
Also, if that's how it is, i think I'll rather just stay away from you anytime you're drinking coffee.
Just to be safe....
Lol...I'm safe when drinking coffee...It's when I have none that people need to be wary.