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My friend got a heart transplant but regretted it immediately.
You could say he had a change of heart.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ

(6/10)

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@rikarivka, I sent you an on behalf of @johannpiber

!WINE
!PIZZA
!LOLZ

I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad I have to take something for it.

Credit: reddit
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@johannpiber, I sent you an on behalf of @rikarivka

!PIZZA with !WINE and a little smile ☺ !LOLZ

Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.

Credit: reddit
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(2/10)

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@rikarivka, I sent you an on behalf of @johannpiber

!WINE
!PIZZA
!LOLZ

A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.

Credit: reddit
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ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@johannpiber, I sent you an on behalf of @rikarivka

Or !PIZZA for breakfast, !WINE for lunch and a big !LOLZ while you fall asleep in the evening 😴

Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.

Credit: marshmellowman
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(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@rikarivka, I sent you an on behalf of @johannpiber

By changing the places of the terms, the sum does not change :)
!WINE
!PIZZA
!lolz

Haha 😁 !LOLZ that's right ... so it's just !PIZZA and !WINE at any time 🤣

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

Credit: reddit
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(1/10)
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No, strictly according to the recipe :)
!PIZZA
!WINE
!lolz

I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.

Credit: bulldog-joy
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ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@johannpiber, I sent you an on behalf of @rikarivka

You are on schedule :)
!WINE
!PIZZA
!LOLZ

Moses was the first person
to use Control-C as a shortcut.

Credit: marshmellowman
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Cool 😂 !LOLZ
!WINE
!PIZZA

Why couldn’t the bike keep up with the car?
Because it was 2-tired

Credit: reddit
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(3/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@rikarivka, I sent you an on behalf of @johannpiber

Normal atmospheric phenomenon :)
!WINE
!PIZZA
!lolz