Oy, nope, you won't have to run away, as the bear will faint when the odor hits his nose. Then you can take a selfie standing with your foot on his chest like the trophy hunters do 🤣 !LOLZ
I think that your wife will adore that selfie and it might only be a bit difficult when people ask you what kind of gun you used, especially if you tell them that your gun is called an anus 😝😁😜🤣
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Poor bear - it must be a really embarrassing for the bear when he sees the image later on Instagram or Facebook 😎 !LOLZ
I think for a big laugh I would tell the people exactly what weapon I have used and maybe I could teach people how to use this weapon ... for big money, of course 😉
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Oh yeah, that bear is going to hate 6you for his whole life, and he will tell all of his friends not to go anywhere near stinky. So at night you can sleep in peace in the bush 😜 !LOLZ
Now this great idea of yours will turn into a money spinner, as so many people are scared of bears.
The only thing that I am a bit worried about is the ozone layer as a lot of people will be walking around farting and releasing noxious gases into the atmosphere 😮😁🤣
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Oh wow, I wouldn't mind if a bear hates me as long as I can sleep without fear in the woods 😁
Now I am worried, but not so much about the additional gas in the atmosphere because the stinky gas will keep bad aliens away from our earth, but because of the clima activists: they will glue themselves to our backs that we can't fart anymore 🤣 !LOLZ
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Ha! The word will spread and even the spiders will get to hear about it. Somebody poisonous will be asked to get you out of the woods and so, it's best for you not to sleep in woods. Ever! 😮
No, no, no, I think that you know that some bottles are capped with corks. So, don't be surprised if you see persons with cork stoppers in their backsides, as it will be fitted with Super Glue and people will have bloated stomachs because they cannot get the air out. Their ears will also be very red 😁 !LOLZ
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It's a total rip-off.
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Oh, I love the woods, and if the poisonous person catches me I would want that they scatter my ashes in a forest, so that I can fertilise many young trees 😁
I think our neighbor has already a cork glued in because her stomach is huuuuge and I think she'll soon burst 🤣 !LOLZ
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No need to even consider it, as nothing poisonous will dare to bite a mountain goat, so you are safe my friend 🙏 !LOLZ
Oops! Once that cork pops out, she will take off like a helium gas filled balloon 🤣🤣🤣
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I said is that a fret?
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The mountain goat will bite back anyway, and because goats eat anything the bite might be even more poisonous 😂 !LOLZ
Hope she will point the bottom down to go upwards because otherwise she might crash into our house and destroy it 🤣
Wishing you to guys an awesome Sunday 🤗🌞
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