I suppose it must be difficult for non-LatAm citizens to get the true meaning behind our slang... I think it is difficult for everyone visiting a different country or having contact with a different culture... Here goes my explanation:
In Venezuela (my homeland despite I have half a decade living in Mexico) women are always late to dates... Not always, but must of the time. This is because they take the time and effort to look insanely gorgeous as only they are (: so, when it says "it's better be late than look ugly" I think it refers to something like "let him wait... but look amazing" like... Maybe prioritize different in life, Idk...
...and for the yellow one, "cabron" is a slang word for... Well, many things XD in this case (lol) it is a way to say "amigo" like "pal, bro, dude, etc" so it is actually not a threat, instead an advice to stop running around (again against rushing up) I think we could interpret it as "bro... Chill, so you can go Ok in life" kinda thing hehe...
If you ever happen to come to Mexico, you can count on me and @arkpb to show you around, and enjoy some delicious original Mexican food.
Bless!
- EvM
Now we talk about a great explanation!
For sure, it's different when you know the slang, and it gives a completely new meaning to the message. Thanks for the heads up, I appreciate your time to bring this closer to us. 😊
Also, I was just having fun while giving my explanation jajaja, I am not always serious in my posts 😉 I knew it was not a threat, but the word cabrón I would never use it to say "friend" or bro. It does have a heavier meaning in my vocabulary 😆
Hey, don't get me wrong... "cabron" is also very strong in the wrong sense in Venezuela... but in Mexico, it depends on the context hahaha. My pleasure. I follow your posts and enjoy your content very much. I know you weren't entirely literal with this one, I just wanted to take my chance and share with you a little insight to LatAm culture (: Let's have a !PIZZA on me.
Best regards.
- EvM
Thank you once again 😇
I did appreciate your insight 🤠
Best regards 🥰
- EvM