Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is rainforest!
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Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Rainforest
As in
When you’re on the ground in the rainforest, you have to be careful of falling legumes. There’s a huge Can O’ Pea above you.
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This is the understory of a calm and collected rainforest, known as the Temperate Rainforest. It maintains a delicate balance of plant and animal species, snaking through the channels in the forest. Once a very decisive and straightforward forest, with time and wisdom it became an indeciduous forest calmed by raining in its strong emotions. The time came for the election of the next King of the Rainforest, with the emergence of the mighty Euterpe precatoria, who had the potential victory in the palm of its roots. He was perceived as the height of his respective region, as he was the only one who could detect the source of the uncharacteristically smelly rain that had been pouring through the roof of the forest onto the forest floor (it had, indeed, turned out to be a very large can of pee whose source was never determined). Nevertheless, he did not want to touch or be touched by his contemporaries, rejecting the throne due to crown shyness. The rejection had caused a stir in the biomasses. The tigers roared, the bear market of Amazon populated with sales, and the bulls rode Jaguars. The Macaws cawed, the macaques threw caques at each other. The fungi made fun of the primates with little anacondas, and the Napoleanic chameleons retreated as if they had lost their invasion of the land. What could reestablish the declining timber of the rainforest? The Liana sisters awoke, spurred by the epiphytes tickling their feet, climbing their way towards the sun. As they arose, the entire ecosystem paused its habituated habitat rehabilitation, inspired by the search for sun in spite of the chaos beneath. As the Liana sisters made their way up, a sense of littoral peace came over the entire rainforest, and the mighty Euterpe precatoria understood that, with a little help from his friends and the Beatles of the rainforest, he could lead the ecosystem back to the equilibrium it once had. Depositing his seed into the charity of the riverbanks, he took the oath of King, and the Earth could once again breathe the oxygen the rainforest produced.
I support the rainforests. I purchase stuff from the Amazon all the time
Tom Hanks is no longer allowed to enter these areas. Someone always shouts, "rain Forrest, rain!"
The deforestation of the rainforest is devastating. You can see the look on everyone's faces. If only they could put on some tropical solution to clear it up.
Why did the coffee bean refuse to visit the rainforest?
It said, "I don't want to be grounds for all those steep hills and brewing trouble!"
Few people don't know this, but the jolly green giant was based on a real-life discovery from a tropical rainforest in South America...I guess they discovered the mythical figure in one of the CAN O PEAS!
Did you hear about my brother Chirag? He asked Alexa to stop him Amazon prime membership to rain in his purchases , and foressting his wallet.
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