Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Einstein!
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How To Make a Pun
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Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This week my wife, @stinawog and I each chose one:
She gives it to @freecompliments
And I to @lloyddavis!
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Einstein
As in
Albert’s co-worker Patrick knew a young Tolkien, and was responsible for giving him the idea for Treebeard. To celebrate, Einstein surprised him by decorating the office with branches. It was, after all, a Pat Ent office.
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I was really sad to hear about the Weinstein on the Beach Blu-ray never getting released just cos some jerk couldn't keep it in his pants!
uhhhhh I don't think AI is coming for our jobs quite yet.
My favorite all time musical supergroup is probably when the Beastie Boys, Philip Glass and the Counting Crows teamed up to do that song, "Einstein on the Beach(For an Eggman)."
I think it was on that "No More Nukes" compilation, I don't remember exactly.
Did you hear Einstein's theory about the math book? He said it had too many problems but not enough solutions!
A little known fact about Albert Einstein is that he was inspired to come up with his theory of relativity after attending the Einstein family reunion!
She said she wished her surname was Einstein so she could call herself a descendant of Albert Einstein
Q: Why was Albert Einstein so bad at card tricks?
A: Because he only knew theoretical sleight of hand!
Well, thanks for the plaudits and the prize - very nobel of you! (that's just a little prize pun, not my entry!)
I heard a story about Einstein, when he first got to the US in the thirties, he was very stressed about what was going on back in the old country, what with fascism and murder of his friends and family and all. So at the weekend, he'd scoot down over the border into Mexico to pick up some reefers, which of course he'd share at parties when he got back. So much so that his colleauges in the Caltech faculty dubbed him "Herb Albert and his Tijuana Grass"
You may now groan.
A lot of people think Einstein was born some rich German guy, but he actually was raised a poor American boy-he grew up right here in New York City, in the slums of the Manhattan Projects!