Punday Monday 349!

[improv]

Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is food!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

• If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
• Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

• Best Pun...

• Best Pun of the Entire Week...

• Best Overall Pun (click it)...

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@quinnertronics

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Food
As in
What makes Hamilton mad?
Seeing Burr eat.
Oh!

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Comments

[quinnertronics]

Why are farmers always so angry?...I think its just an aggro culture thing.

[quinnertronics]

Pfizer and Merck and Astrozeneca always grow the best vegetable yields because they are big farmas

[idoodle]

I can just eat up all the food puns thrown in my direction.

Unfortunately, the prize will have to go to Weird Al Yankovich as he dedicated his life to food puns.

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[itwithsm]

I made a pun about vegetables, but it was too corny.

[quinnertronics]

I heard that that one parody singer was inspired to make all those silly songs about food, like "eat it" and "fat" after eating some weird albacore!

[rafzat]

Ouch this was very hard for me😢

[logen9f]

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