Welcome to Punday Monday!
I'm not sure why there were no puns entered for this topic, which is for sure a good one, so we'll repeat it again! Where you at, punsters?
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is birds!
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Birds,
As in,
The little bird is pretending to be a baby chicken to get some corn…poorly. I give that chick a d.
It's fraud. This bird is going to chicken coops and robin' them!
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I am not good with words or satire, but here is a trial, kindly let me know if it can be counted as a pun -
Why batsman do not use sonar like bats? Cause that would be a fOWL!
It is a pun!
Everyone must have thought last week's topic was for the birds
Owl try to think of a really good bird pun for this week
How high can Byrd's fly?
About 8 miles high!
I think this guy was 8 miles high, also!
I bought a FLAMING pink dress last week. I'm not sure about the party but I know I'll definitely be needing a WINGman
I had a dream in my bed that I was flying like a bird and a little bird came to my window to sing for me