LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 12/22/2024

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 12/22/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 12-29-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 12-14-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 12-14-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 27 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@pepetoken	2	1-2
@ironshield	1	3
@yeckingo1	1	4
@manuvert	1	5
@anonyvoter	1	6
@holovision.cash	1	7
@hivecurious	1	8
@henruc	1	9
@slothlydoesit	2	10-11
@crazyphantombr	2	12-13
@middle-earthling	2	14-15
@sylmarill	1	16
@savvytester	3	17-19
@amaari	2	20-21
@iceledy	1	22
@cursephantom	1	23
@astramar	1	24
@astym	1	25
@irvet	1	26
@svanbo	1	27

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 25 which belongs to our lucky winner:

astym

@astym, 27 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[akiraymd]

Count me in please
@akiraymd
!MEME
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If alcohol negatively affects short-term memory...
What does alcohol do?
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[meme.bot]

Credit: epic-fail
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[akiraymd]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the Golden Gate bridge say to the Golden Gate river when they broke up?
I'm over you.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(3/6)

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[middle-earthling]

Please add me for the draw - @middle-earthling
Congrats @astym
!MEME
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[meme.bot]

Credit: atheistrepublic
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[meme.bot]

Credit: antisocialist
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I have an addiction to taking inventory at the blacksmithing shop.
We all have our vices.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a birds favorite thing to watch in tv?
A duckumentary.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(5/10)
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[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was it so easy for the scientist to learn how to make glass from lizards?
It was clear from the gecko.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was going to tell you a time travel joke...
but you didn't like it.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Without geometry...
Life is pointless.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[lumpiadobo]

!lolz

[savvytester]

Hope that the LOLZ burner raffle bot officially counts your LOLZ entry soon! 🤗😅 !WEIRD !INDEED !DIY

[captaincryptic]

Dude! OMG. I can't believe I left the stupid script running the last reboot day! Sorry I didn't catch it sooner. Hit me up on discord if you notice something screwed up and I'll be more likely to see it. Thanks! !lolz

I fixed the script and (fingers crossed) it should run right tomorrow. I will figure out someway to rerun the old posts that were screwed up. I haven't forgotten that I need to do a run for the monster post too.

Thanks again!

!gif working?
!meme
!pizza

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I owe my taylor a lot of money.
But he's agreed to cut me some slacks.
_{Credit: reddit}
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of captaincryptic

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Mom are we pyromaniacs?
Yes we arson.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lumpiadobo

(1/1)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @lumpiadobo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[slothlydoesit]

Wow 27 entrants! What are the chances of that !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[savvytester]

Do you mean 27 tickets on every LOLZ burner raffle since November 25, 2024 (UTC)? 🤔🤯😅

!WEIRD !INDEED !DIY

[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @slothlydoesit! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[slothlydoesit]

Can't just be me that's getting suspicion of these non-burn !lolz posts?

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did anyone hear the rumor about butter?
Don’t worry I won’t spread it.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[savvytester]

I think that those Hive users who find 10 LOLZ token tips per day too few tip zero or one LOLZ tip daily for the LOLZ burner raffles. 🤔😏

!WEIRD !INDEED !DIY

[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @slothlydoesit! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[savvytester]

Need to wait 14 hours more before I can drop my 2 LOLZ for the latest LOLZ burner raffle post. 😅 !HOPE !INDEED !DIY

[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[andy-vibes]

Another day, & another entry !LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If I don’t perfect human cloning
I won’t be able to live with myself.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !INDEED !WEIRD

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. _(1/100)

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[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s blue and and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
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[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac
They're always taking things literally.
_{Credit: lofone}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[sacra97]

Please add me for the draw - @sacra97
Congrats @astym

[edgerik]

Great.

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the melon have to get married in a church?
Because it cantelope.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(2/10)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I didn't sign up for the company 401k.
I don't think I can run that far.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?
A synonym roll.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You have been a buzzy bee and published a post every day of the week.

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[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
He doesn’t want to be spotted.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[savvytester]

Hope that @astym continues to burn (2) !LOLZ daily! 🤗😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If you arrest a mime...
Do you have to tell them they have the right to remain silent?
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for the current latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[astym]

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!LUV
!HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
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[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!
_{Credit: hollowknightgod}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
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[svanbo]

!LOLZ !WEIRD

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
_{Credit: lofone}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The inventor of autocorrect has died
His funnel is tomato
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM