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Do you stare at all vegetarian ribs, or only carefully curated ones?

All. Sometimes I walk around asking people if I can stare, provided they're qualified. Some give me attitude but I just remind them that's not what I was asking to see.

Have you told them that you're a reformed cannibal that's vegetarian and therefore they ought to interpret all staring as a testament of gratitude to their potential deliciousness that you aren't eating?

Of course.

It's a horse.

A horse is a horse.

Don't let the smoke get in your eyes.