These stories are great!
I'll tell you two: One was in a church, when I was very young, very young... I didn't go to that church for a long time, my family was very catholic, I had to go, and they reformed the church, when I entered I did it as usual and I didn't see the new glass that they had placed as intermediate doors.... the church was full of people and the noise of my head and my whole body on the glass sounded in the whole church. A great shame.
The second one: I learned to ride a bicycle when I grew up, I had never had one before. Learning when you are 18 years old is more difficult but I insisted until I succeeded. But in the process I hit a wall. I saw it stop but I couldn't stop as if I couldn't do two things at the same time, pedalling and braking. It hurt so much! And I got hurt a lot, bleeding on my arm and leg.... but I learned🤣
Church glass splat? Bloody hell, even Jesus would have had a laugh at that! I'm sorry I missed it.
I'm pretty sure Jesus has done many vertical splats as well.
Lol, two things at the same time is hard to do it seems...but it's a good thing or you wouldn't have given people a laugh with the, crashed your bike because you can't do two things at once splat!
The worst of all is that everyone in the church turned to .... and when it came to the bike my brother was there, he laughed his head off... without helping me!
That day I couldn't do two things at the same time hahaha but I have improved!🤣