Church glass splat? Bloody hell, even Jesus would have had a laugh at that! I'm sorry I missed it.
I'm pretty sure Jesus has done many vertical splats as well.
Lol, two things at the same time is hard to do it seems...but it's a good thing or you wouldn't have given people a laugh with the, crashed your bike because you can't do two things at once splat!
The worst of all is that everyone in the church turned to .... and when it came to the bike my brother was there, he laughed his head off... without helping me!
That day I couldn't do two things at the same time hahaha but I have improved!🤣