Is it the inability to reverse park, ignorance, arrogance, or just that the person is simply a fucktard...I'm not sure, but I can only think with derision of the person who chooses to park their vehicle like this and walk away...Seriously, they had no idea they'd parked in this fashion? Who the fuck does does this?
Parking wankers
I've been driving for a long time, because I'm fucken ancient, and over the years have pretty much seen it all when it comes to people's driving behaviours...Good, bad and indifferent, and that encompasses car parking as well. I just can't comprehend why a person would park their vehicle like this leaving it at risk of being hit by someone else's or even damaged purposely by someone, a scratch down the side for instance, wishing to make a point...of course, a person doing that would be a fucktard as well...plenty of them around for sure.
I saw this in a supermarket car park, a pretty busy one, around 5pm when people are coming and going doing shopping on their way home from work, a high-traffic time of the day, and a time when it's most likely that damage could occur. Did the driver simply not care about what is a reasonably costly car in this country? I don't know, but for certain this person qualifies as a parking wanker.
I'm sure parking wankers exist in other countries and I wonder if you've encountered any, or are indeed one of them yourself.
If you have any stories about parking wankers you'd like to share please go ahead in the comments below, or you might like to explain why you're a parking wanker, what caused the transition from normal parker to wanker parker and how your life has benefitted or suffered because of it. Feel free to share.
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It totally is the inability to reverse park. I see it all the time. People driving in headfirst and cant get the angle right. Fecking back it in ya bastartos!
Fucking wankers man, all over the place. Scary that those fuckers are on the road with the rest of us.
Absolutely man, its a basic skill. If you can't manage that then what the feck can you do? Drive in a straight line, woohoo!
The more reliant people are on driver aids the more basic skills will diminish; just like how people are borderline illiterate because of spell checkers and AI, can't do basic mathematics, don't know how to build or grow stuff, think for themselves and so on. We'll be extinct soon.
It's like that hitchhikers one where all the idiots are the only ones that are left 🤣🤣
Lol, yep that's the way it will be, and then the idiots who are less idiotic than the others will be like, omg brah, look at those idiots!
Hehe, even the idiots have a hierarchy!! 🤣
#weekend-engagement 194 the last one?
Asking for a friend...
The Friend...
Lol...it'll post in 2 hours. Good topics this week I think too, loads of them.
Great.!
I wrote a trukkin' related post this morning.
I will experiment around with the auto post scheduling if not topical. 👍
A scheduled post now and then is ok I think, it helps for when time does not permit a person to post at a given point although I'm not into scheduling all posts...i like to write what's relevant to me and on my my mind at the time I guess and also to respond to comments soon after they are made...scheduling is a more dump and run strategy.
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Just showed Kell the B-Day text post. She agrees you two are so much like us with the back and forth and sense of humors.
I hope She hits you with a surprise party with 20 people... Hahaaaa
Juss kidding.
I almost bought you this..
Great price. 😂
As surprise birthday party with 20 people would result in 20 dead people.
Lolled at the photo, that's taking car washing to the next level.
What idiots are you guys who violate urban logic, unable to decest in reverse and fucking up everyone's life, by the way they scratch your car, they get out, they are very irresponsible.
Here in my country it is disastrous Galen has lost the synderesis of healthy coexistence and people do what they please, they get on to park on the sidewalks and when the police arrive they can more the confiscation of a greenback in dollars than morality and civility.
Yep, the decline of society, but people don't want to see it, they just embrace it and it gains momentum getting worse year by year.
And this degradation of civility, morality and enlightenment is worldwide.
Galen, sadly that's the way it is. And I don't excuse that kind of idiocy, ever.
Yep, the degradation of humanity...sad and really quite unnecessary.
I fucking hate inconsiderate parking wankers! They are then the first to complain when someone hits their car and drives off!
Yep, I feel the same and can come up with no valid reason for a vehicle to be left like this; seriously only an asshole would do this right?
Yes, it takes only 30 seconds to straighten up the car.
It's ignorant I think, selfish too.
If I was looking at this positively, I think the owner was just in an emergency and they really have to poop. Anything else, and they pretty are just wankers. I think the other common wanker is the one that eats up both parking slots by parking in the middle of the line. These are done usually by owners of high end cars, or big trucks.
In a hurry to be a wanker, indeed.
I don't know what goes on in your country, but here being in a hurry doesn't make idiotic behaviour like this acceptable.
Oh being in hurry doesn't make it acceptable in the Philippines as well. But that is a regular joke/description of people doing shitty things when driving. "They really need to poop".
Ah ok, yeah I get it...here we just call them wankers no matter the reason for their failure to park properly.
Hahaha oh yeah, this is an annoying thing and it seriously sucks. Ruins the whole parking lines.
Yep, and possibly the vehicle too. I don't get it to be honest, with all the parking aids on modern vehicles still a person can't put it in straight? #parkingwankers
Well... I've seen too many of those idiots. I don't drive but I've seen them because I walk a lot... and they abound.
On one occasion one parked so badly and didn't even look that I was coming on a bicycle, he opened the door and stuck the steering wheel in my stomach... .... that hurt a lot. I was saved from flying through the air. That happened to me in Argentina.
Also, a lot of people park very badly here...
but less than in Argentina.
Sometimes these wankers cause a mere inconvenience and other times it can be dangerous as in your case.
#selfishwankers
I know that when I go out in the street I better have 8 eyes hahahaha
Well hello Ancient one that's been driving forever! Nice wanker parking job! hehe. If you are irritated by that, you would really love Alberta's parking wankers especially on a busy Saturday afternoon! We would call this job "first time driver parking". Here wanker parking is named the "d-bag park jobs" where a vehicle will park like that but take 2 spots instead parked across. Angled on a strait park or strait on an angle park.
Now I was not severely impacted by this wanker parking story but this one was epic and funny to be on the outside edge. What happens when it's an entire collective of them? Lets dive in.
While visiting the Rockies, some of the car parks are large lots that can fit hundreds of car, as big as you find at a popular supermarket. The place gets really busy and folks have to park in an overflow lot and walk half a km up the road to get to the favorite location. Well we came out from our hike and instead of the double parking row so that every car can back out on their respective end, there was 3 rows that formed instead blocking the entire middle legal parking middle row trapped on the inside sandwiched between two rows waiting for wanker parkers to finish their hike and move their car before they could leave. Now this wasn't one off guy...it was an entire 50+ car row as every other visitor that couldn't follow normal parking common sense continued the wanker parking trend.
We were on an outside edge but when we left, it was in full swing and funny because I wasn't trapped in a car park for hours waiting for someone to finish their hike to be able to leave and carry on my day unlike many frustrated others.
I reckon there's loads of stories like this, ignorant assholes who don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves affecting others in negative ways. I don't get why people have to be so selfish, although it's a fairly common trait in humans I suppose.
Thanks for sharing your parking wanker story.
I am feeling deeply strange in the world full of cars because I don't even know driving of cars 😂 so consequently, I don't know how to park. But, there are thousands even more than thousands of parking wankers.
You're excused for not knowing how to park because you don't drive, but people who do know how to drive are not. It's a fundamental part of driving and everyone should know how to. This wanker in the photo though, just an entitled, ignorant asshole.
It has never occurred to you to think that this entitled, ignorant asshole is another one like @tahastories1 who has never driven before nor does s/he knows how to park, but s/he is more daring and risky than him?
I look at a picture of a car parked like this, and despite the fact that it is not clear to me how it managed to park in such a bad way from reverse, the brand of the car catches my eye. in our country, Audi and BMW are the brands that are most often driven by such drivers, although there are arrogant drivers and other, cheaper or more expensive models...
I hate to see arrogant drivers, but I try not to damage the car that is parked like this, because it is not the car's fault that its owner is a jerk...
Around the New Year holidays, there is a big crowd in the parking lot in a shopping mall.
I waited few minutes for free parking slot, and left my car.
Next to me, another driver was waiting for parking slot, to become available. While the vehicle was leaving the parking space, this one who was waiting did not move at the same second and in front of him, very quickly, a BMW X6, driven by a silicone blonde, entered the parking space.
When the driver who was waiting to park said: "That's my place", she shouted at him in passing: "Fuck off" and continued towards the entrance to the mall.
The driver who was left without a parking space, watched in disbelief and drove his car further in search of a place.
Pff... It's good that I wasn't in his place. If I did, I would very likely punish the rude and arrogant owner's vehicle, if nothing else, by deflating the tires....
Yep, what an asshole she was, an entitled asshole who deserves to come back to a car with a small hole in the roof made by a punched in screw driver so it lets the rain in and fucks up the head lining. Of course, I'd not do something like that because I'm not an idiot...but that's how I feel.
People do not have to act like her, they choose to act like her, and I fucken hate people like that.
I am convinced these are the same people who piss all over the seat and floor in public restrooms.
Oh yeah, those wankers...yep, I concur.
Entitled wankers making life difficult for everyone else 🤬 about 20 year's ago I came back to my car after doing some shopping and had a car parked behind my car in the laneway. The driver was in the car I went up to his window and said are you going to move out of my way so I can get out I got the finger🖕. I said to him I'm getting in my car and I'm backing out if he is there or not and got another finger lol. I got in my big Leyland V8 started it up put it in reverse started backing out slowly. He obviously realised I was most likely serious and he changed his mind and quickly got out of my way 😁
This is what I mean man, people being fucken idiots for no reason other than being lazy, selfish or just fucken wankers. Gave you the finger because he parked wrongly and you wanted to get out and on your way? What's wrong with people!
Indeed mate and it's getting worse. About ten years ago I was working in western Sydney in an industrial estate. An owner of a small business over the road from us had a car start parking slightly across his driveway entrance. He happened to see the lady driver getting into the car and went out to ask her to park correctly as he has big trucks coming in sometimes and her parking would make it likely impossible for the trucks to get in or out. Now this business owner doesn't muck around as when he came to work the next day the car was parked somewhat across his driveway again. He got his forklift out drove it up to the side of the car lifted it up from underneath and left the car a few hundred metres up the road😁. The owner came out to drive home and thought her car had been stolen, she went to ask the business owner if he new anything about it he said yes I told you not to park across the driveway so I parked it properly for you back up the road so fuck off and don't park he again and count yourself lucky that's all I did and you have been warned.😁
Haha, that's gold!
Things like this must happen all the time and I never fail to wonder about the logic of someone who cares so little for other people's needs or their own car. Good on that guy for trying to do it the right way and then delivering that asshole lady what she deserved.
I used to have an F100 351V8, I worked it hard meaning I used it as a truck and it wasn't a show pony. A few scratches and dents here and there, signs of good use. Anyway, I was parked and someone had backed into the park ahead of me and instead of centering their car in the parking space had simply left it close to the front of my truck. I couldn't get out as I could not back up any further being in the last parking bay and all. I ended up nudging up to the car and pushing it out the way, about a metre or so, and exited the park. Maybe I'd not do it that way now...probably I would.
Awesome mate I would have done the same in your situation 👍
Where my nieces go to high school they have an entire Instagram page dedicated to calling their fellow students who park horribly in their lot. It's pretty funny to see some of the posts. I get that backing in can be a bit difficult at times, but with the new cameras and if you learn to use your mirrors, it shouldn't be that hard. I've gotten quite good and using my side mirrors for everything after 15 years of hauling a travel trailer.
Reverse parking is easier than front parking as there's cameras that can see the road and the rear of the car, some with front cameras also, but that aside, this car park isn't a reverse park only car park. The person was just being a wanker and didn't care he/she took up two parks...an entitled fuck stick.
Your speaking my language here bro.
Trukenees...
Over 75' foot long. I suffer from this kind of disrespect and stupidity daily out here on the big road in the Prime.
Load dock blockage is normal behavior of the low i.q. drivers.
Yep, fuckassery like this must make things even more annoying for you in a big vehicle than it does for smaller passenger vehicles. Dumbasses huh?
You posted some really great stuff this week. The text message Lambo B-Day one was my fave. But all just really popped off the screen.
Sammi Jo Agrees...
Well, well. We have a really good solution for these wankers here. Their car is lifted through a lifter and put into a locker where they then get their cars after paying a heavy fine. Hehe
So no more wankering in the parking area.
Haha, nice work!
But I reckon wankerism abounds in other ways nonetheless.
Yep
Too many entitled idiots these days, think rules don't apply to them and they can do just what they sodding want because they are more important than anyone else. Just wankers
I completely agree, it's partly entitlement, partly selfishness and a lack of manners and courtesy as much as anything else I guess...and so, the downward spiral continues.
Parking wankers simply don't care for anyone but themselves, come visit to see driving here...., Oh most cannot park at all!
Selfish for sure, entitled.
I think the quality of driving in general is declining, I wrote about it a while back also, weird considering how dangerous it can be to do it wrong.
Road deaths here is phenomenally high, have been for some years now, road rage levels have risen, yup the entitled!
And innocent people suffer too. Typical human bad behaviour.
Mostly here are pedestrians, I could never imagine hitting anything let alone a human.
Yep I figured. That would a fairly difficult thing to deal with I think, especially if it was a kid.
Children still have bad roads, rivers without bridges to cross in rural regions to get to school. Very neglected state of affairs.
I remembered when my sister park her car in the parking lot of sm few moments while we're walking something just exploded and when we looked back it's another car that hit my sister's car
She parked in the wrong place at the wrong time I guess.
A casual stroll past with a coin in hand would be my remedy
Lol, you and many others I'd say.
Interestingly, I was in the same car park earlier today and some dude in a Staria van had parked so close to the car next to him it was impossible for the other driver to get into the car...I thought he was going to move it and straighten up but nope. When I got back after being in the supermarket they were arguing. I felt sorry for the car driver because the idiot in the van didn't speak English.
Thing is I get that too, a lot of the hypermarkets in the uk often paint the parking spaces too tight, so as to literally cram more shoppers in. I have a few times needed to get into the car through the passenger door!
It's the same here, and they pass all this nutbaggery off as progress.
you are talking to the converted LOL
Haha, yep I figured. 😉
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We all see this almost everyday. In fact, I think I've seen worse than this. The funny thing is that when you hit/scratch their car, they'll complain that it's all your fault, failing to acknowledge the fact that they were the origin of the whole problem.
Agreed, that's what usually happens. Entitled fucken wankers is what they are.
I'm in the UK now and unlike Australia, everyone seems able to drive and park.
Everyone? What a wonderful place the UK is. Hurrah!
I guess parking wankers are everywhere.
I guess so.