Bacon is a great treat...I indulge more than i should. Lol.
Hach browns man, love them...too many carbs for me but I'd make an ex exception at breakfast with you.
I often get a "big breakfast" which here involves eggs, mushrooms, hash brown, sourdough toast (I don't eat the toast), wilted spinach, chorizo, tomato, bacon and usually avocado and sometimes baked beans. I don't eat for a week after it. Ok, not a week, a few hours at least!