Fuck yeah!
Look, it seems like you're a switched on guy so I'll swap your money into shares and give you a stake of the company but only if you agree to head up the fraud department which basically exists to find ways to defraud, evade tax (and paying out of investors) and other such things. Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos have these departments so I might as well.
Ufff, what a tremendous responsibility, but if they have it, of course we should have one too; otherwise, we won't get far. I do take the shares! In a few years I believe we'll be part of the SP500, given how society is progressing 😂😂