You've heard of Uber, Amazon, Facebook, Apple, McDonalds, IKEA, LEGO, DuPont, Walmart and so on right? They're all amazingly successful corporations that started very small, basically with a simple idea. Well, I had just such an idea last week and I'm going to be investing my entire life savings into it and am pretty sure about a month or so later I will be a gazillionaire!
You have the chance to get involved and you don't want to miss it.
The thought begins
For some reason a lot of people are fucken lazy and reluctant to work. I get it because who wants to work right? Work is for schmucks, losers and fucktards; lazy cunts are so in right now.
People are also lazy outside of work. They order food and shopping from their couch using online portals like Amazon and Uber, buy processed and pre-made foods instead of cooking. People are so lazy they don't even want to take the time to socialise properly preferring social media over real and valid connections and relationships with real people. They're so lazy they hail AI as the greatest thing ever and use it in preference to their own brains. Hmmm...there's an opportunity.
The idea strikes
I was thinking about how fucken lazy people are and right at the same moment an advertisement for Uber Food came on the TV and the idea just hit me...why doesn't someone start a company that takes advantage of people's laziness. Well now, that sounded like a fucken good idea so I've decided to start that company myself and will be investing my entire life savings into it.
How it works
It's simple, if you're a lazy cunt, you simply call up on 1800CUNT and before you know it, someone else will come along and do whatever you want them to do on your behalf.
Examples:
- Don't want to make love to your partner? Call 1800CUNT and order up someone who will.
- Don't want to go to your grandmas funeral? Call 1800CUNT and order up someone who will.
- Don't want to put effort, passion and personality into your Hive post? Call 1800CUNT and order up someone who will.
No matter what you don't want to do from raising your children, being present with your partner and family, going on holiday, seeing your friends, getting engaged and interested in your own life, having a wank...no matter what it is, call 1800CUNT and my company will provide someone to do it for you.
The specifics
There's a cost to the end user of course; naturally I'd have to pay the research and development, marketing, legal, Operations and I.T. teams...and the poor cunts who do all the work on behalf of the lazy cunts who order them up as well (I'd pay them fuck all though, like Amazon do)...and of course, I'd have to make billions in profits like any good CEO does. I'd also have to spend money on my "environmental team" who would hide all the environmental disasters my company would cause around the world...all while my marketing and brand awareness teams were promoting how environmentally conscious my company is; we recycle, honest we do. There's a lot of costs but, of course, the main thing is that I'd be making billions on the hard work and effort of others and pretending that I actually gave a fuck about them...just like Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos do.
I can't really go into the specifics to be honest, legal reasons, but you get the drift I think.
The opportunity
This is where you get involved. You see, I've invested my life savings into this company already, bazillions of dollars, but your life savings could help things along as well. Don't worry, there'll be a solid return, not that bullshit return those dumb cunts on Blurt get - (actually literally none I think). The return on investment in my company will set you up for life...and me too of course.
All you need to do is send over your savings to me and to make it easy I take crypto and fiat, precious metals like gold, silver and platinum, stocks and bonds and other such things...just send it all over, it'll be in good hands.
In summary
I know right? It sounds too good to be true...A company that makes profits from lazy cunts, but true it is. You have the chance to get in on the ground floor, invest early for the biggest returns, and let me assure you that you'll not regret it...and if you do too fucken bad because those at the top will be billionaires - like Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Dara Khosrowshahi (Uber CEO) and others like them - and they won't care about you even though they pretend they do.
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Shut up and take my money!! 😂
Shark Tank doesn't know what they've missed with that idea, you can create a memecoin and you'll never have to think about money again, lol. You forgot to add DYOR for no problem with the regulators 😂😂
Fuck yeah!
Look, it seems like you're a switched on guy so I'll swap your money into shares and give you a stake of the company but only if you agree to head up the fraud department which basically exists to find ways to defraud, evade tax (and paying out of investors) and other such things. Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos have these departments so I might as well.
Ufff, what a tremendous responsibility, but if they have it, of course we should have one too; otherwise, we won't get far. I do take the shares! In a few years I believe we'll be part of the SP500, given how society is progressing 😂😂
Happy you decided to share your project with the entire Hive community.
I am ready to see the 1800CUNT token listed on HiveEngine to get a bunch of them :)
Happy New Year!
Oh yeah, once it's up and running fully I'll further diversify into new and exciting market segments: Tokens, t-shirts and hats, mugs, sex toys, video games, an airline, electric cars, space travel...it's going to be awesome.
Sending you a million dollars ASAP. Another 100 million will be available next week.
Awesome, my first
victiminvestor! Love your work!Guau great proyect, when my hive account will have $1000k I send you immediately.
Excellent idea, it's a good investment.
you could pull this off. This is a perfect pumpfun idea. You could get some capital from there to build.
On a serious note, I don't think it's all about lazy though. I think the root cause lies with the innovation in technology. It's just that's how history has been. People have done things to just make more money $$ by reducing labor which also kind of removes margin for error since machines will be more consistent than humans. Even back when there were horses for transportation and moving goods. Now we have automobiles. They label it as innovation but in reality it's just people trying to make more money. One of the effects of all this innovation is making humans more "lazy". It doesn't apply to everybody but I think combined with social media it's just poisoned their minds to think that it's normal to be this way.
Looking at the other side of the argument though, it could just be us trying to be more efficient. We will be so efficient to the point where we don't have to lift a finger. That movie Wall-e from a long time ago will soon be a reality. That person that made that movie was probably from the future. I don't know; it's late here and I could just be making no sense at all lol. Off to bed soon
Your mention of horses gave me a good idea...I could get a heap of horses on the payroll and start marketing to horses so when horses don't want to do anything they can call 1800CUNT and get some other horse to do their stuff for th m. It's an emerging market I'm told!
haha don't just stop with horses. can get all the farm animals in
Yep, and chimpanzees, funny buggers they are.
The question is interesting as it broadens the possibilities of the new business. Customers could also call for someone to do their thinking for them. For example, I wake up in the morning and I don't know what to do. I call the company and a pleasant voice would tell me: take a shower and eat your breakfast and could also suggest what to buy. I have to polish this idea a bit... maybe I'll set up my own company.
That's a good idea...I'm good to create a new department called the thinking department to think up new ideas and guess what? I'm making you you the manager of that department! Well done.
Thank you!! Galen, I'm so happy that I'm not going to ask about working conditions or salary
Yeah,best not to,although you'll be
wellkind ofprobably not looked after well. That's how these sort of companies work...Amazon for instance...and yet people still support them.Bonkers.
I definitely won't. I hope you have a nice day.
So, your employees would be like cats right?. I mean, they would have to live their lives(if possible) and also live many others clients life as your company demands, cause I guess the more lives they get the bigger is the effort and therefore their income for the job. Just one cuestion, is there conceived in your company any service related to a client laziness about dying? 😁 That would be something!!! And I can guarantee it would be the top demanded service. Greetings.
Oh yeah, for sure...if you don't want to die call 1800CUNT and pay someone else to die for you. It's the latest thing, all the Hollywood stars are doing it.
Hahaha, yeah sure they do, when the news spread a long line of persons to renewing the company staff will be needed, hope the idea counts as investment anyway...😁
All investments are welcome.
Nice try, I have no savings. On the flip side though, I have very little debt as well. Now that I have the debt thing figured out, I should probably start working on the savings part. Or maybe I will just hire someone to do it for me! :)
Call 1800CUNT and get someone to do the saving for you. There's a 0% discount this week only!
LOL! :)
There was a similar job, where a Chinese man earns million of colors jut by spending time with someone. He operates very professionally. People needs a shoulder and he becomes that shoulder he got a good user base...now seems a competing project is underway....
Well, now he'd be able to call 1800CUNT get someone else to spend time with others on his behalf - Saves time.
This is an excellent idea! There are too many bums and too many of them, they are everywhere because in a few days you will be a multimillionaire. In a few days I will send you a million dollars of my savings, the rest I have diversified in investments, I can't give you all of it. Don't miss this opportunity to earn on the basis of lazy people hahaha.
Gather your savings and send it over, your investment will be well spent and you'll not regret it for a moment.
They will appear in your account at any moment... wait for them!
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Call 1800CUNT to request the desired service, and on the Hive engine, buy CUNT coin, which you will use to pay for the execution of that service.
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Write a whitepaper and present a business plan, maybe Coin will come to life 🙂
Business will certainly want it, considering the generations that are coming to us. Lazy and unwilling.
There are already many such businesses, but they are not united under one activity and are paid with fiat money.
In your company, which offers a complete service (to grandma's funeral), if crypto payment comes in, the future is bright.
Now I remembered the advertisement of an agency. It says:
"We are hiring beautiful models who will come to your funeral in black and play the role of sultry lovers. Show all your friends for the last time that you were a lover and a womanizer".
I believe they were renting them 🙂
I'm going to blow that company out of the water with hotter models wearing much less at the funeral, bikinis probably. It seems the right thing to do.