The old pretend to turn your vertical splat into a learning opportunity for the kids ploy. Smart! 😋
That would have been a funny splat, I wish I was there to see it.
The second scenario doesn't count as a vertical splat because there was no splat...I would have liked that story better if you splatted yourself on the wall or, better still, some poor unsuspecting little kid who also went splat!
Thanks for being a good sport (and splatter) and playing along with the fun nature of this post.
The kids definitely found it hilarious so there is that XD
LoL fair, I did nearly run into the wedge that the kids were meant to wall run up but did not. I only considered it a splat as I lost my footing and I am grace and poise literally only when I'm directly dealing with the students every other time I will walk into doorframes and walls and furniture and equipment that has been in the same place for decades
Maybe you just like to have an audience when you splat!