lol....best thing I've read in a while. In the past I've watched a few olympic sports, but haven't tuned in for a few years now. If the original Olympians were asked to compete in break dancing they would most likely have put them to death for fear of the contagion spreading. What the hell is wrong with people these days?
I like the idea of adding Whining and Complaining, but sadly the field would be to wide to really have a chance lol. I would vote to add Pimple Popping to the list, as that is just so fascinating, followed closely by Toilet Paper Folding, or maybe we could make it Origami Toilet Paper Folding just to add a degree of difficulty. What say you?
Maybe putting break dancers to death could be in the 2028 Games. I'd pay to watch that. Seriously though, break dancing. I think I'll break my TV if I even get a glimpse of that.
Pimple popping, well pop me and call me a pimple, why didn't I think of that one! Gold medal for you for coming up with it! Toilet paper folding, I like that one too, and toilet roll changing could be another toilet roll discipline as well.
I was thinking, I'd like to see zip lock bag closing and picking hair from the shower drain as sports as well.
I think we're onto something here, think of all the advertising opportunities! I'm collating all the events and will get my submission ready for the International Olympic Committee soon...I anticipate much success.
ooo, I like your new additions as well!. I would love to see the zip lock bag closing as it is something I struggle with (my thingy always falls off).
I just know the IOC is gonna love your submissions and I expect to see several new events next time!
Closing zip lock bags always puts one in danger of one's thingy falling off.