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I'd caveman-up for sure...I mean I can see myself doing this in real life. Maybe I'm working on it now.

He's a long way off from finding a girl bro, at least 4-5 years. 🤪

I think this is actually quite possibly a factual part to this story - as pessimistic as it may seem, I do not forego this scenario playing out in the next while the way things are currently accelerating.

They do grow up so fast don't they? Just please teach him to be a decent future caveman and he'll do fine.