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Can't say I'd ever seen exordium before. I honestly thought you made it up so I had to go consult a dictionary.

Whoever don't like dictionary day don't like girls.

Ain't that the truth. I always have at least one dictionary on me everywhere I go just so the girls all know I'm their guy if they need to look anything up.

Well this is embarrassing. A couple chicks stopped me when I washed my hands like "dude in the black jacket, is that a dictionary? We love new words."

I told'em it was a Bible. Said it's not new words, it's The Word.. Simple mistake. We should probably go back.

That's an easy mistake to make. Have you ever considered carrying around a Bible dictionary? That way you'll appeal to both the dictionary crowd and the Bible crowd at the same time.

A chronological Bible? Negative if I'm being honest. I got apps. Oh hey that reminds me. When I'm being a devil, it means I don't have service.

But look it comes with lots of nice pictures.

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