In todays character I'll be editing and rearranging this sentence for an undisclosed number of minutes and then trash the whole thing like Go! Away!! Character!!! In this one however, character that is, a variety of exordiums:
It was so cold yesterday rain froze mid flight. Brrr.
So cold you can leave groceries in the car overnight.
Colder than the girls in 6th grade!
Mmhm.
They were vicious. My elementary training ended at 6th grade. 7th and 8th was junior high school, 9-12 was high school. I didn't learn my lesson the first 12 seasons so I tacked on six more at University and vocational training. #Learnded.
But there's a significant phase during those adolescent years where although unexplainable at the time, pivotal developments were introduced day after day after day after day, one after the other and from every direction. Majority of it went down between 5th and 8th grade, peaking in 6th. Girls in particular were cold in 6th grade—cunning.
I wanted to change schools, I hated Kingston Elementary. Mom wouldn't let me. I would've gone to the Christian school even where they wore uniforms, I didn't care, looked like a normal school to me. Each time we drove passed it, 'why can't I go to that one??'
Cuz you're not a pussy that's why. It's called puberty, get over it, hand me those cigarettes. Now get outta here. I don't want to see you again before dark.
Puberwhat, tea? I'd never heard of pubertea. It's a word you have to experience to understand. It's when girls competed for Cunning Runt of the year award for no reason other than they were sweethearts two seconds ago and fellas could maintain a boner all day just by breathing—6th grade.
Welcome bɒɔʞ. Please find an empty desk and take a seat. Raise your hand when you hear your name.
You, myself, people you engage with, pick fights with, we got a full class. People you snitch on like a fuckin snitch or talk shit about behind their back, you know who you are, them, us. People who have no background in medicine and won't shut up about covid. What's a group of virtual strangers without a handful of dudes in a dick swingin contest? Can't be a social media platform without chicks whose only attribute is their nipples and hopeless dudes infatuated with virtual nipples and yata yata... Bla bla bla.
The chain we forked away from launched in July, 2016. :fwd fwd fwd fwd fwd fwd:
:play: Welcome to 6th grade in blockchain years—puberty. That explains it.
Aysteriously Mroused over this Coft Pore Sorn Pmutt Sost...
Maybe it was the...
Running Cunts that gave me the boner..?
nahhhh, It was Juss Breathing... Lmao
It is now crystal clear...
Your Fucking Weirder than I Am..!
Hey how'd you a 22% instead of 13?
Are you a wizard? Did you cast a spLeL on me?
You should see the mystical magical bullshizz I can do with an 80,000# vehicle...
I knew deliveries late due to weather is a lie.
Whether or not I feel like driving today...
You want your DILDO same day delivery? You'll get your Dildo...
😂Is that you pulling those maneuvers?
#supertrucker
I am SUPER-EFFICIANT...
@nineclaws was just telling me about that city or Province or whatever the hell they call Dildo in Cañada.
How many times do I have to tell you the story? It's not a city. It's not a province. I think it meets the requirement for a village at 1, 234 (like 1-2-3-4, no more), but I'm not even sure about that.
Looky, Looky below. There's some signs for you.@krazzytrukker, @dandays:
Excitement story about above sign
SIGNS OF THE TIMES
@otherbrandt wood appreciate this me thinks.
Lmao
Ottawa..?
Intercourse PA. Just East of LeaCock, PA. And North of Paradise...
true story
Hey I resemble that remark!
You're the funniest guy in this conversation. That sentence is equally as funny as it is creative.
I'm gonna try it..
Fail.
Plucking up the courage to retort to the rant, still lifting off the floor in long range laughter and squawk...
Age where much is sorted out between the c's and the t's between the p and the y, OK you deserve an applaud, you obviously survived!
@tipu curate
Upvoted 👌 (Mana: 33/93) Liquid rewards.
Well happy new year to me. First comment of the year goes to the lovely Joan Stewart, The Luckiest Guy I Know strikes again.
You know you hated then loved then hated then loved then hated in 6th grade. Mhm.
;D Thank you Joan. Happy new year.
💖
Now where was that confusion again?
Oh yes 6th grade that's where it was left....
Hugs and have a great day!
😂 That ended way too fast! I was anticipating more words and you left me hanging in the air like laundry that won't come clean. What a cunning runt of a post.😉
Love that snow frosting in those photos (and that big pointy log). I just don't get to see that in Canada-eh. Instead of rain freezing, freezing turns to rain.
When you drove past schools, how many times was it that you drove passed?
Dammit.!!
I am out making a delivery and was waiting till later to read @dandays ramblings...
But if it is a...
Cunning Runt of a Post!!!
Fucking Priceless @nineclaws
That makes Almost all of my posts... Cunning Runts...
Please do not say it too quickly or...
Back-Ass-Wards...
Or you may have...
Running Cunts...
She's gretty penious sor fure!
Where you heen hiding? I haven't been releasing much content or keeping up with much content so maybe I'm to blame here. It's probably my fault. When it didn't see you for two days I got worried. Wasn't sure if maybe you fell on a Hussy Pole.
Frucking Tast & Pard Hlaying catch up from the holidays.
Same old Shizz. Waco TX and back in 4 days.
Pop Quizz Asshole...
Question
Answer...
If she wasn't with me and didn't tell me she's cold I wouldn't have risked dueling banjos. You know how it is. Mufuker can call me anything they want but call her anything they want and I'm going to jail.
I woulda froze. I'm not insane despite what a few district attorneys might tell you, I know better than to knock on ol country boys door after dark.
The mental image makes me...
Cuz I know it coulda been me...
I'm not making this up. I wouldn't do that. <-- I totally fuckin lied right there but what you're about to read is true.
On the back of my helmet was one sticker. The front one said DOT but it wasn't a DOT (legal purposes) and the one on the back.. eye level with a passenger'ish:
You sure have a pretty mouth.
The Hospital Comment has me a bit concerned. Hope my twisted sense of funny is not out of place.??
Not even sir. Never. Some days are worse than other is all. She's out and well now. She was just singing in the shower actually which means she's feeling pretty good today.
Thank you for caring.
Now enough Shushy Mit.
I hear ya, heavy metal music and an adult beverage in...
😂I like that word "penious".
😂 Inspired by @dandays. Love your backwards approach.
lol!
That's dope. I didn't even catch it til right now, funny. I think "drove" might've been a late edit and it should've just said passed.
It doesn't do that where I'm from either. We never needed a weather report in Long Beach cuz it's always between 76-82 and sunny. Doesn't look like that outside right now:
That's the Tennessee River. The level rises and sinks so much overnight, one day it looks like a lake and next there's visible trees and rocks. I like when it's low also.
I thought it was a little quick too, wasn't supposed to do that. I had two more photos I planned on attaching and would've elaborated more on some of my personal experiences recently. But I kinda liked the way the shortened version forced everyone to own their role.
Thank you @nineclaws.
And thank you for engaging on this article. I appreciate seeing that almost (not quite) as much as I appreciate calling people out on their bullshit. 💖
😂I couldn't help myself. Did I tell you I found a simple, fast, and effective way to proof that catches late edits (since I'm sick of victimizing myself with my own)?
I hear you got hit hard with snow there, it's still being talked about.
Definitely a little quick cliffhanger but I do like it the way it is. It just made me hungry for the next post.
You're welcome @dandays.
😂😂😂
Almost
No. But I do appreciate the cliffhanger by telling me you know the answer.
I know how much you love cliffhangers. I couldn't disappoint.
Hold tight, the secret reveal will occur, it's on the agenda.
To be honest, I don't always know what you're talking about in your posts, but that's what makes them so fun. It's like a mystery to solve. What is the deeper meaning of what is being said 🤔
Always an enjoyable read.
The same here but I always smile every time I read @dandays post 😊
Yeah so true
Right on the cheek, you. Left and right.
I'm going to begin several responses this am by apologizing for taking so long to get back. Life has been a roller coaster the past few days from road side stranded (in a brand new car) in the snow on the snow covered ground with snow falling from the sky to hospital waiting rooms sun up to sun down.
I've received many comments along the way touching on the same subject you've mentioned. It's one of those compliments that makes me feel so good I get all giddy and tend to think I'm doing something right.
Thank you Leaky.
Sounds like a busy time at the moment. No worries at all about not getting back to replies right away.
You are definitely doing something right with your posts. Keep it up!
Cunning Runt is probably my new catchphrase; and it fits in many situations.
Ladies and gents, the man himself, is back with a vengeance, not a revenge. Or is it interchangeable?
Hope it's now cold like 8th Grade at least. 😁 I don't even know what I am saying honestly.
😂 Catchy isn't it?
Ha, ha, ha
Holy Frikkin CatLaughter..!
Hilarious stuff, lol, love cats.
Yooo! I gotta begin by apologizing for the delay. It's been a complicated couple of days man. It sure is nice to see you in my comment section.
Started with the car night before last, thing started beeping in the back like a bomb. Apparently is was the alarm for back hatch, seems it didn't think it was closed when in fact it hadn't been opened and ran the battery dead. We were in the middle of nowhere without service and only Pura's little 32. Knocking on strange doors in the south with just one tiny pistol is dangerous dude. Now add snow on the ground, snow in the sky and pitch black. When the tow truck said they were two hours out and we'd already been waiting an hour in the freezing cold, I went knock-knock-knockin. 'White flesh don't fail me now.
And then yesterday. Fuckin hospital all day again man.
If it ain't one thing.... Never mind.
Anywho... sorry for this delay.
I'm glad you enjoyed this one, Ed. Thank you. Between me and you, it's just here, right? I wanted to say cunt so bad! 🤫
The fact that you mention that 32, I was expecting an epic mexican standoff in a motel bathroom.
Tell me it happened please, I need this.
My pleasure dude, it was fun to read you try hard not to say cunt hahah.
You know, that is a good way to explain all the fractures and cliques in these parts. It IS very much like middle school years. Somebody gets mad, the next thing you know many of us have found a new place in the woods to party. One day you're in the in crowd, the next you're being ignored.
I wouldn't know about all-day boners (really though? in sixth grade?!). At that age, I was all about my girlfriends/foes. So both sexes got hurt by the Cunning Runts.
Purty pictures!
Kingston NY?
Hey long time no see, always a pleasure when you stop by. Sorry for the long delay, the past two days got outta control.
Glad I'm not the only one. Similar, metaphorically, ok but it's happening and not just to me. Lately especially I've experienced everything from ignored by entire communities (that's communities with an 'S' as in 2) to physical threats on discord. If that ain't reminiscent of 6th grade I don't know what is.
Remember the boy who stayed in class at recess? Maybe two boys the following day (seemed like there was always at least one). He can't make up his mind while standing in line for the monkey bars either; stand, sit, stand, walk, sit.
Now you know why. ;D
I just saw your post last night, so no apologies needed! None needed even if it were two days later either.
Physical threats? What on earth?!
Yeah I posted in a community that complained there were no posts to the community on discord, and then got no support from the community until I pointed it out on discord. By then the post was two days old, and we all know what happens to two day old posts.
I don't like these official communities, never have. I feel boxed in. When communities were still amorphous, they were more natural, more helpful. Not sure making communities more hardened (having to choose community to post in) has helped anything. What do I know though!! Small time, with no interests in being big time. Good thing too, since buildawhale and that ilk all seem to think I do not exist. Oh wait! Am I complaining like a sixth grade girl?
You've cleared up one mystery of my high school years, the odd behavior of boys. I read Portnoy's Complaint. You'd think that would have clued me in by now.
About the mystery, anytime. They weren't "stomach aches."
We share the same opinion. Even this article I had a tough time knowing which community. I've posted in freewrite two times now and I don't know if I'm doing it right. I've never heard shit so iguess I am.
I looked everywhere for "Hive" community and haven't found it, I'm so confused about communities I'm not sure what "my blog" is. What happens if I post in "my blog," does that mean it won't show up in all posts. And if I can, can i change the name from My Blog to OutOfThinAir? Wtf is wrong with #tags?
You didn't know you were gonna get an eye full did you?
I've entered contests before in the proper community and with appropriate tags but because I didn't paste a link in the announcement post I was ignored. Alright, well then fuck you too, contests.
Recently I posted in 10 different communities, one after the other, specifically to write about it and ask if anyone noticed. However I've since decided against it because I'm unable to accept autovotes for 15 words:
Counting this one, I posted in 10 different communities, did you notice? Neither did I.
Dear me! (I'm in a play and that's one of my lines. hear it with a British accent)
I missed them all but this one. Freewriters is one of only two communities that I regularly peruse for goodies. And regularly post in. And regularly get noticed in.
Whichever community has the most action is the one we choose to post in. We are forced to follow crowds to earn.
Freewritehouse has no rules, so you are definitely doing it right.
I'm getting really peeved with some accounts around here. Those that do post original and quality content, but have delegated so much of their hive to curators or whatever that their own HP is negligent. In effect, no matter how much I support them with upvotes, they can NEVER return that favor. Am I here for the money? Most assuredly not. But that these accounts never return anything to the community at large really irks me.
Many large curators have these accounts on autovote. The posts earn a ton of money (compared to mine) but usually get zero comments. Are posts that no one will ever read adding value to Hive? That behavior feels parasitical to me.
So I could downvote them. So I could tell them why I did it. I tried this once and only once. I ended up feeling a kind of glee at harming someone. That is not who I want to be, and is an undesirable effect of downvotes - it activates our harmful streaks.
TMI?
Never TMI for me.
I just recently earned MarkyMark support, recently as in a few months ago. I'm very grateful and don't take it for granted. If ever you believe I'm not earning my keep, say something and I'll kick my ass.
DanDays has been banned from two communities and counting. Ever since our foodfightfriday initiative lost appreciator support, DanDays has also. Without his support, you don't stand a chance at trafalgar or rancho, etc. It's been this way for over two years now because of a private conversation I had on discord with a woman (in private), when all I said to her was:
That's a direct quote. That sentence has cost me years worth of potential rewards. Believe me when I say I'm grateful for Marky support.
You're not the only one who notices accounts receiving large delegations favoriting accounts. Hashtag Life, where the bad always outweighs the good.
The worst is the Cunning Runts who'll say and do anything for support. They even #tag whales by name and and and and.
All of those curators have ignored me entirely, along with rocky, buildawhale, blocktrades, etc. I regularly entered contests in communities that boasted appreciator support, and was never once supported. So has appreciator blacklisted me? I never spam, I never plagiarize, I never get mean. I power up almost everything. I never tell women I am done with them, no matter how much I would like to.
Oops! Kingston.
Negative, we stayed with my grandparents that year. About an hour north of Los Angeles.
Very interesting 🤔 I liked 6th grade, but I guess that’s because I went to the school of your dreams, uniform and all
LOL 😆
I think that was the year a rock encased with snow met my skull, and yeah, it was a boy.
The first 6 that missed your head were girl throws.
The girls had it in for me worse than the boys. I just couldn't win unless a twin carbon cut out copy of society.
Sweed pictured you once down in Florida last year in that Catholic uniform, I'm impressed it's in condition after all these years. 😘.
I tried talking her into letting me go there for a couple years, @farm-mom, she wasn't having it.
ahh, that’s a pity, I love guys in a uniform.
Stop looking back, forward is better ❤️🩹
Hey where'd you get that heart emoji!
:Insider alert: Dusty Slay. We just caught a Netflix special with about 5 comedians, one is Dusty Slay. That's the most I've laughed in a long time.
Lemme know that you think. 💖
Awee gonna check it out. Need some indoor activities, cold as shit here
Authentic, playful, witty... All apt descriptions for this short piece.
Thank you, my pleasure, I'm glad you think so... All apt responses for your short comment.
👊🏼
Thanks for learning me a new word today.
Cheers, the fanbase for the new word is growing!
I will have to find a way to use it in an upcoming post.
I want to read that.
Really, you? Is exordium is a new one? I feel pretty accomplished managing to teach Brandt a new word.
Can't say I'd ever seen exordium before. I honestly thought you made it up so I had to go consult a dictionary.
Whoever don't like dictionary day don't like girls.
Ain't that the truth. I always have at least one dictionary on me everywhere I go just so the girls all know I'm their guy if they need to look anything up.
Well this is embarrassing. A couple chicks stopped me when I washed my hands like "dude in the black jacket, is that a dictionary? We love new words."
I told'em it was a Bible. Said it's not new words, it's The Word.. Simple mistake. We should probably go back.
That's an easy mistake to make. Have you ever considered carrying around a Bible dictionary? That way you'll appeal to both the dictionary crowd and the Bible crowd at the same time.
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It’s all about the CHICKS lala..
It’s always the girls aha
Guys have no issues
The girls are sneezing into tissues
Why can’t we just sort this?
Kick them out they just diz ya
The world would be grander
The boys could contain their gander
women are sub-normal
we hear ya, we do!
So give them the boot
guys will be happy
Boys will be brand new!
Do you happen to see...
The girls think one way
The boys another way
Both caught strapped
In their own traps
Too blind to see
Too stupid to be
Beyond a tree.
Who's grinning?
Who's winning?
Who's sinning?
Takes two to dance
Each lost in ego trance.
❤️❤️💕💕🌹🥀
😂😁
No fair I already told you I'm from lala LA.
Whaddup Itssostylish? Mind if I call you... after 6th grade!
Look at me unsure how to respond like a squeaky voiced bastard all 'should I do a poem, no, do a rhyme, a rhyming poem?? Yeah!'
Let's settle this on the dodgeball court.
Thbbbb!
Settle is not a word in my vocabulary. We are all only human, after all. Lala
What do you mean by only?
I figured it out. These gadgets are so cutting edge.
Okay! You win, and just to think...not a Haptic Glove in sight. Haha❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕💕💕
Embarrassed for the extended delay between your comment and this response - correct.
Embarrassed for asking google what in the hell a Haptic Glove is - incorrect.
Happy whatever day this is!
❤️
I see everyone saying that your story is interesting and has a lot to think about. I wish I could understand it all. LOL. My reading comprehension is still bad.
It's unrelated but I really like the last picture. That scene is so beautiful.
Apologies for writing it in a style that's cryptic especially for those who English may not be their first language. I sure do appreciate you dropping a line regardless, that's nice.
I would've been about 10 years old in 6th, that's when I remember the whole puberty thing the most when girls were extra mean and boys had squeaky voices. Tempers were out of control and everything seemed chaotic more often than not.
That's what our blockchain reminds me of these days.
I hope that helps you understand what I was trying to say.
Anytime someone capable of capturing photos like this compliments my photos I'm all 😘.
Thank you.
Oh, now I get the story and I really admire how you have created a story for what you want to convey. Thank you so much for explaining it to me. have a nice weekend @dandays
My pleasure.
Congratulations on all the attention you're already receiving.
thank you so much @dandays. I appreciate everyone's support. I'm really grateful for that.
I came from that Christian school and wanted to hang out with the cool, normal kids in the public school, true story.
Puberty was a weird stage for me, seems to have gone on forever but seems to be over now, at least I hoooope. Thankfully none of my friends got a girl pregnant during this stage, that was a real problem in some places.
Yooo!
My buddy Bobby had his first boy when we were 15. Crazy. I'll never know what that was like. Nuts.
Thanks for checking this one out. I passed that school regularly. In 6th grade though, I wanted to go there or anywhere other than where I was. Looking back. Mom knew what she was doing. Per usual.
I guess I was a late bloomer. Before I got to High school the last thing on my mind were girls. They scared the heck out of me.
Real-life story; We were playing softball at a local field in town, a real coed game.
I had borrowed my Dad's prized first baseman's mitt and when it was our turn at bat I would give my Dad,s glove to one of the girls who was on the other team.
At the end of the game, the girl that had borrowed the glove wouldn't return it.
After asking her several times to give me my glove back, she finally said, if you want it, come and get it after she stuck it down her pants. My reply was, that's ok you can keep it.
I love games of all kinds but at the tender age of 12, I was not into playing hide and seek.
L
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That's funny. I can't help but wonder where she is now. She took first base to a whole other level as in dugout.
I don't remember being too interested in 6th grade, just getting started. By 8th grade I was hooked. But dang they were mean in 6th!
How you guys doing up there? We've been getting snowed on a little bit here. Snowed off and on for about four days and the roads are all white.
Thanks for keeping an eye on me this long, Bob. Much love to you guys.
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Ahhhh, shit.
I am gonna guess before reading that you are not writing about a...
"75 Honda 50
Maybe it is a...
P @$$ Y..?
Katie.
LoL...
Cunning Runts..?
Your last sentence about coft pore sorn is still too creative for me to even attempt a comeback gif.
You will...