๐ That ended way too fast! I was anticipating more words and you left me hanging in the air like laundry that won't come clean. What a cunning runt of a post.๐
Love that snow frosting in those photos (and that big pointy log). I just don't get to see that in Canada-eh. Instead of rain freezing, freezing turns to rain.
When you drove past schools, how many times was it that you drove passed?
Dammit.!!
I am out making a delivery and was waiting till later to read @dandays ramblings...
But if it is a...
Cunning Runt of a Post!!!
Fucking Priceless @nineclaws
That makes Almost all of my posts... Cunning Runts...
Please do not say it too quickly or...
Back-Ass-Wards...
Or you may have...
Running Cunts...
She's gretty penious sor fure!
Where you heen hiding? I haven't been releasing much content or keeping up with much content so maybe I'm to blame here. It's probably my fault. When it didn't see you for two days I got worried. Wasn't sure if maybe you fell on a Hussy Pole.
Frucking Tast & Pard Hlaying catch up from the holidays.
Same old Shizz. Waco TX and back in 4 days.
Pop Quizz Asshole...
Question
Answer...
If she wasn't with me and didn't tell me she's cold I wouldn't have risked dueling banjos. You know how it is. Mufuker can call me anything they want but call her anything they want and I'm going to jail.
I woulda froze. I'm not insane despite what a few district attorneys might tell you, I know better than to knock on ol country boys door after dark.
The mental image makes me...
Cuz I know it coulda been me...
I'm not making this up. I wouldn't do that. <-- I totally fuckin lied right there but what you're about to read is true.
On the back of my helmet was one sticker. The front one said DOT but it wasn't a DOT (legal purposes) and the one on the back.. eye level with a passenger'ish:
You sure have a pretty mouth.
I am guessing hard hat on the jobsites?
The Hospital Comment has me a bit concerned. Hope my twisted sense of funny is not out of place.??
Not even sir. Never. Some days are worse than other is all. She's out and well now. She was just singing in the shower actually which means she's feeling pretty good today.
Thank you for caring.
Now enough Shushy Mit.
I hear ya, heavy metal music and an adult beverage in...
๐I like that word "penious".
๐ Inspired by @dandays. Love your backwards approach.
lol!
That's dope. I didn't even catch it til right now, funny. I think "drove" might've been a late edit and it should've just said passed.
It doesn't do that where I'm from either. We never needed a weather report in Long Beach cuz it's always between 76-82 and sunny. Doesn't look like that outside right now:
That's the Tennessee River. The level rises and sinks so much overnight, one day it looks like a lake and next there's visible trees and rocks. I like when it's low also.
I thought it was a little quick too, wasn't supposed to do that. I had two more photos I planned on attaching and would've elaborated more on some of my personal experiences recently. But I kinda liked the way the shortened version forced everyone to own their role.
Thank you @nineclaws.
And thank you for engaging on this article. I appreciate seeing that almost (not quite) as much as I appreciate calling people out on their bullshit. ๐
๐I couldn't help myself. Did I tell you I found a simple, fast, and effective way to proof that catches late edits (since I'm sick of victimizing myself with my own)?
I hear you got hit hard with snow there, it's still being talked about.
Definitely a little quick cliffhanger but I do like it the way it is. It just made me hungry for the next post.
You're welcome @dandays.
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Almost
No. But I do appreciate the cliffhanger by telling me you know the answer.
I know how much you love cliffhangers. I couldn't disappoint.
Hold tight, the secret reveal will occur, it's on the agenda.