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I'm not making this up. I wouldn't do that. <-- I totally fuckin lied right there but what you're about to read is true.

On the back of my helmet was one sticker. The front one said DOT but it wasn't a DOT (legal purposes) and the one on the back.. eye level with a passenger'ish:
You sure have a pretty mouth.

I am guessing hard hat on the jobsites?
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When they're not officially DOT and you have to put your own DOT sticker on it, it's a "novelty helmet".

I feel...

Enlightened...

No need for a holiday inn express when the Dee & Ays on the job.

Got my novelty helmet ready... Let's Party. Whos door we knockin' on first..? How bout @nineclaws..?

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Bring it on and bring your chainsaw, it's a requirement for entry.

Yeah right. She's probably got her door rigged where if you knock, a 16 penny nail stabs your cornea.

We just walk right in like we own the place. See if she is packin heat...

She was a welder. I can see her being like Dirty Harry and...

Removing the Fingerprints.

I'm packing carbon steel pipe, like any good welder.

You miserable green eyed monster, how dare you trash my door setup (says nothing about all the other traps)

Oh, I almost forgot Colonel Klink. Your novelty example looks slightly Nazi-esk... Juss' Sayin'.
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