Frucking Tast & Pard Hlaying catch up from the holidays.
Same old Shizz. Waco TX and back in 4 days.
Pop Quizz Asshole...
Question
What do you get when you cross a dead battery in a snow storm / a little girly 32 pistol / and a door knocking tatted up city boy in the Tennessee Mountains...?
Answer...
DELIVERENCE
If she wasn't with me and didn't tell me she's cold I wouldn't have risked dueling banjos. You know how it is. Mufuker can call me anything they want but call her anything they want and I'm going to jail.
I woulda froze. I'm not insane despite what a few district attorneys might tell you, I know better than to knock on ol country boys door after dark.
The mental image makes me...
Cuz I know it coulda been me...
I'm not making this up. I wouldn't do that. <-- I totally fuckin lied right there but what you're about to read is true.
On the back of my helmet was one sticker. The front one said DOT but it wasn't a DOT (legal purposes) and the one on the back.. eye level with a passenger'ish:
You sure have a pretty mouth.
I am guessing hard hat on the jobsites?
When they're not officially DOT and you have to put your own DOT sticker on it, it's a "novelty helmet".
I feel...
Enlightened...
No need for a holiday inn express when the Dee & Ays on the job.
Got my novelty helmet ready... Let's Party. Whos door we knockin' on first..? How bout @nineclaws..?
Bring it on and bring your chainsaw, it's a requirement for entry.
Yeah right. She's probably got her door rigged where if you knock, a 16 penny nail stabs your cornea.
Oh, I almost forgot Colonel Klink. Your novelty example looks slightly Nazi-esk... Juss' Sayin'.
