RE: Starts With P Ends in Y And is Sexual By Nature

[krazzytrukker]

Dammit.!!

I am out making a delivery and was waiting till later to read @dandays ramblings...

But if it is a...

"What a cunning runt of a post.😉"

Cunning Runt of a Post!!!

Fucking Priceless @nineclaws

That makes Almost all of my posts... Cunning Runts...

Please do not say it too quickly or...

Back-Ass-Wards...

Or you may have...

Running Cunts...

Comments

[dandays]

She's gretty penious sor fure!

Where you heen hiding? I haven't been releasing much content or keeping up with much content so maybe I'm to blame here. It's probably my fault. When it didn't see you for two days I got worried. Wasn't sure if maybe you fell on a Hussy Pole.

[krazzytrukker]

Frucking Tast & Pard Hlaying catch up from the holidays.

Same old Shizz. Waco TX and back in 4 days.

Pop Quizz Asshole...

Question

What do you get when you cross a dead battery in a snow storm / a little girly 32 pistol / and a door knocking tatted up city boy in the Tennessee Mountains...?

Answer...

DELIVERENCE

[dandays]

If she wasn't with me and didn't tell me she's cold I wouldn't have risked dueling banjos. You know how it is. Mufuker can call me anything they want but call her anything they want and I'm going to jail.

I woulda froze. I'm not insane despite what a few district attorneys might tell you, I know better than to knock on ol country boys door after dark.

[krazzytrukker]

The mental image makes me...

Cringe Laugh...

_{Cuz I know it coulda been me...}

[dandays]

I'm not making this up. I wouldn't do that. <-- I totally fuckin lied right there but what you're about to read is true.

On the back of my helmet was one sticker. The front one said DOT but it wasn't a DOT (legal purposes) and the one on the back.. eye level with a passenger'ish:
You sure have a pretty mouth.

[krazzytrukker]

I am guessing hard hat on the jobsites?

[dandays]

When they're not officially DOT and you have to put your own DOT sticker on it, it's a "novelty helmet".

[krazzytrukker]

The Hospital Comment has me a bit concerned. Hope my twisted sense of funny is not out of place.??

[dandays]

Not even sir. Never. Some days are worse than other is all. She's out and well now. She was just singing in the shower actually which means she's feeling pretty good today.

Thank you for caring.

Now enough Shushy Mit.

[krazzytrukker]

"Now enough Shushy Mit."

I hear ya, heavy metal music and an adult beverage in...

[nineclaws]

She's gretty penious sor fure!

😂I like that word "penious".

[nineclaws]

😂 Inspired by @dandays. Love your backwards approach.