I LOVE THIS STORY and the last line is the best - but the red teapot in the picture had better not be the one that broke, as I love it. Can you also assure us the teapot didn't really shatter? LOL. I'm so happy to see you recovering your wit, facility with words, and humor - and that element of surprise. :) You're on a roll, and I hope you keep moving with forward momentum.
lol ok ok the real truth ends with the scream.The true end of the teapot is that I sold it in my store way back when I sold my stuff for social contact during our covid-con-finement.
I feel better now. :) The teapot did not shatter! Yes!!!!
covid-con-finement
Now we have young militants gluing their hands to museum paintings. Makes me wish all the galleries were still closed and safe from those fools who throw tomato soup at a Van Gogh in order to call more attention to Climate Change. Where have all the flowers gone? Where have BRAIN CELLS gone.....
One day they will feel very stupid for having done that. It makes no sense whatsoever. They are zombies following commands. I can't believe it was that child's idea. Maybe it was a dare.
As for the teapot, now I wish I still had it! I'm trying not to drink coffee, and I'm all about tea.
True story! Well, most of it is true anyway. The true end for the clump of hair is that I threw it away. But that wouldn't be funny, now would it?
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story!
I LOVE THIS STORY and the last line is the best - but the red teapot in the picture had better not be the one that broke, as I love it. Can you also assure us the teapot didn't really shatter? LOL. I'm so happy to see you recovering your wit, facility with words, and humor - and that element of surprise. :) You're on a roll, and I hope you keep moving with forward momentum.
lol ok ok the real truth ends with the scream.The true end of the teapot is that I sold it in my store way back when I sold my stuff for social contact during our covid-con-finement.
I feel better now. :) The teapot did not shatter! Yes!!!!
One day they will feel very stupid for having done that. It makes no sense whatsoever. They are zombies following commands. I can't believe it was that child's idea. Maybe it was a dare.
As for the teapot, now I wish I still had it! I'm trying not to drink coffee, and I'm all about tea.