Pour me another, Steve, would you? I know I said the last one was one for the road, but I've had a day of it, my old friend. Yes, I'll leave you my car keys. Here. I wasn't going to drive, anyway. The car is a wreck. No, that isn't why my day has been so awful. My wife left me this morning. Thanks, Steve. I appreciate your kind words. But no, that's not why I want to drink to forget. My wife left me for my boss. Yeah, you're damn right it makes working for him a little tricky! God, I wasn't a big fan of the man, as you know- he was a know-it-all-bully and made my life hell nine to five, Monday to Friday. But now, it's worse. Yes, I've considered looking for another job, of course I have. But, he will be asked for a reference. Yeah. What do you think? I don't think he is going to write me a good one. Not after I bust his nose this morning. Yeah, too right! I know that wasn't the smartest thing to do!
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