Alright, from this point forward both of us should consider the other to be teasing 100% of the time. Including teasing about teasing. I was about to write that we should have some sort of serious bold text disclaimer in the very unlikely event that we are not teasing, but no, let's just not not tease.
Well, full disclosure here: I wasn't teasing about teasing you about teasing so I conclude that considering us to be teasing 100% of the time is indeed legit.
I was about to write that we should have some sort of serious bold text disclaimer in the very unlikely event that we are not teasing, but no, let's just not not tease.
Are you literally bonkers? Ok, I'm actually just teasing...But I didn't need to say that as you know I'm teasing 100% of the time.
...let's just not not tease.
I hereby officially declare and confirm that I will not not tease from this moment henceforth. I also confirm and agree to being teased to atone for not not not teasing should I not not tease 100% of the time and do solemnly swear to recommence not not teasing from the conclusion of the teasing punishment for not not not teasing.
I think I'm going to need my lawyer to sift through all these not teases, but in the meantime, I will just say that I appreciate your willingness to accept your punishment. You certainly sound as though you have learned your lesson.
(At this point I am not sure which one of us is guilty of not teasing, but I am completely willing to allow you to take the blame.)
Please let my lawyer and I know what your punishment is, so that we can be properly amused by it.
How sweet. I accept your shame and suffering with open arms. I'm sure all your friends enjoy it. How does that quote go? "Shame is the greatest gift of all?" or "Shame is a gift from god?"
They mostly cause it and so, yes, are most often pleased with their handiwork. But...Never fear, the old G-dog has a few tricks up his sleeve for some reciprocal-shaming.
I am pretty good at causing my own suffering - it is nearly 2AM and I must be up bright and early - so you just keep those tricks for your other friends:)
Alright, from this point forward both of us should consider the other to be teasing 100% of the time. Including teasing about teasing. I was about to write that we should have some sort of serious bold text disclaimer in the very unlikely event that we are not teasing, but no, let's just not not tease.
Well, full disclosure here: I wasn't teasing about teasing you about teasing so I conclude that considering us to be teasing 100% of the time is indeed legit.
Are you literally bonkers? Ok, I'm actually just teasing...But I didn't need to say that as you know I'm teasing 100% of the time.
I hereby officially declare and confirm that I will not not tease from this moment henceforth. I also confirm and agree to being teased to atone for not not not teasing should I not not tease 100% of the time and do solemnly swear to recommence not not teasing from the conclusion of the teasing punishment for not not not teasing.
I think I'm going to need my lawyer to sift through all these not teases, but in the meantime, I will just say that I appreciate your willingness to accept your punishment. You certainly sound as though you have learned your lesson.
(At this point I am not sure which one of us is guilty of not teasing, but I am completely willing to allow you to take the blame.)
Please let my lawyer and I know what your punishment is, so that we can be properly amused by it.
I figured this would happen.
Naturally, this is a given. I ache to bring mirth to others through my own shame and suffering. I'm giving like that.
How sweet. I accept your shame and suffering with open arms. I'm sure all your friends enjoy it. How does that quote go? "Shame is the greatest gift of all?" or "Shame is a gift from god?"
They mostly cause it and so, yes, are most often pleased with their handiwork. But...Never fear, the old G-dog has a few tricks up his sleeve for some reciprocal-shaming.
I am pretty good at causing my own suffering - it is nearly 2AM and I must be up bright and early - so you just keep those tricks for your other friends:)
Goodnight