Pancracio went out to do the shopping in the market and on his way home he almost fell on the street floor, just as one of his friends was passing by.
Hi Pancra. What happened? You almost head out with the provisions on top.
-Hello Luis. Well, buddy, what happens is that poverty and circumstances have a life in squares.
"Let me help you pick up the vegetables," Luis told him as he bent down to pick up the recao de olla that had scattered on the sidewalk and asphalt.
-Thanks, friend –said Pancracio while checking one of the shoes.
"It seems that your heel came off," Luis observed.
This is a somewhat complex story. It turns out that yesterday my shoes were stolen by a thug who was armed with a machine gun. He fell in love with my shoes even though they were Manacho brand.
-It is that the underworld is with its bow loose and the Chapulín Colorado is conspicuous by its absence.
-Well, and today it was my turn to do the shopping because Sol María sprained her ankle thanks to one of her shoes coming off a heel.
-It is that the Venezuela of before, in which we bought good and durable shoes, was left behind.
-The other thing is that these are the same shoes as Sol. What happened was that I hit a heel with a crazy hit, but I didn't imagine that the other heel was also about to hit the shot.
At that moment a subject arrives with a firearm and tells them threateningly:
-Quiet both of you! Any wrong move and I'll turn them over like a sieve.
-You again?! Pancracio exclaimed. If yesterday he scuffed my shoes.
-AHA. And what do you want? What I do not work? –replied the thug.
"Well, if that's the case, you should try your luck with other people," Luis recommended to the thief.
-You shut up and empty your wallet.
I don't have anything in my bag. See –Luis showed the subject.
"Me neither," added Pancracio. I have just been fleeced by the peddlers in the market. Those are also good at stealing.
-And by the way, the shoes that I took from you yesterday dropped the soles.
-Unfortunately you took them without the guarantee –Pancra replied.
-Your joke is quite good. But I'm going to get even by taking the chicken and all the eggs. Give me that pod here!
The thief threw the things in his bag and ran away.
"That's what I always say," Luis commented. In Venezuela, the one that rules is the underworld.
"I'm so bad at it," Pancracio concluded. I'm going to have to bathe with cariaquito purple. And now I am going to have to eat pure vegetables, like cows.
I find the story to be funny
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