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Half understanding will likely make you top 5% as far particle physics on hive concerned. :)

Did you know my husband's an astrophysicist ? Or at least he studied it before he became a senior physics teacher

@gentleshaid is correct. Understanding half of it makes you one of the top physicists on chain! The next step is to join us in the project ;)

Lol okay I back down and say maybe twenty percent 🤪 ... Or less. I know what the hadron collider does, at least 🤪🤪

Ahaha. I guess I have no way to convince you... Maybe with neutrinos instead of top quarks (as will be done in about 10 days)? ;)

Do you know that joke about neutrinos?

'What do neutrinos and I have in common?'
'Your Mum'

Which is only funny if a guy says it, and is such low level humour that I'm sure you'll forget all about asking me about science.

Damned... I had to look for it on the Internet to understand it (and I didn't find it funny). That's probably a sign of... getting old... Poor me :/

PS: I won't forget ;)