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I didn't. I read hers first. But I read the previous one of yours so I read two of you to her one, how's that?

Princess, yes. At one point in my career someone thought it would be funny because my work has to be pretty, hands have to be soft, time has to.. there's a lot that goes into being me.

But it didn't hurt my feelings at all. I only wished someone pointed it out sooner. It's totally obvious.

Pink Princess is an addition but I'll take it. I wear a pink belt. This phone is pink. PP, however, n.o. = }

And now I realize that, outside of going rad places with your wife and taking a minimum of 800 pictures of your dog a day, I have no idea what you do. Like, for a living.

What do you do for a living, subiebuddy?

And I won't call you PP. Don't worry.

at least not in public and not to your face
I'm kidding, sheesh
god some people are so sensitive

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean?

I only one want on my face.


Sensuous..

Cool you care. For 22 years I engineered tower cranes.

Joined the Union when I was 19—third generation, my grandfather was a Union wireman for the railroad. They said if I worked my ass off for 20 years I could retire and draw all my pensions when I'm 40 and never work again.

I had a couple injuries during my career, knee replacements n shit.. fused limbs, serious things. Set me back a couple times.

Worked like they said, didn't take vacations or anything like that like a true hearted American.

Took me 22, though, not 20, close enough.

= }

Subie-nod.

Whooooaaaaaaoooooowww that's cool! I've always been fascinated by those things. Soft hands, huh? Gotta engineer those cranes with a satin touch. In spite of them obviously biting the body that feeds them... Congrats on the retirement. I think you're younger than me, so the math tells me it was recent.

I don't get your joke.
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😂I'm betting he got it ackwards bass. New short form for him...PP, I'm liking that a LOT.

I don't think PP is PC.

I don't know PC, so I'm good with PP.

But are you down??? With OPP?

You're talking about a provincial police force now, the OPP? I had no idea that anyone (cough) south of some line I've never seen would know that much Canadiana.

No, I was talking about this.

Confirmed.
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It's now updated to PPM, please see below for more detailed information, thank you.

Where below? What huh what the hell is going on?

Peakd just took a blast to the past and is only showing me content from September so now I'm on ecency, which is about as confusing as being on E, I would guess, though I've never actually taken it and have no plans to do so.

Can't we just call him PPE? For pandemic nostalgia?

I'm sorry. Eh. It's been updated a third time. Here. Right. Here. Right. Below. O. K. ?.

#GEPP

Peakd just took a blast to the past and is only showing me content from September so now I'm on ecency

What the what?

I'm on ecency, which is about as confusing as being on E, I would guess, though I've never actually taken it and have no plans to do so.

Then how would you know. You're making all this shite up. I knew it.

Can't we just call him PPE? For pandemic nostalgia?

I would but I can't because I have a habitual helpful habit of deleting words out of my dictionary and you just mentioned a word that no longer exists. It got erased in the last type reset.

I also add words to my dictionary, just so you know I'm being fair to my dictionary with both deletions and additions.

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This is my brain.

You love caramel don't you...mmmmmm yum, caramel fun.

Your brain on caramel looks especially delicious, careful, caramel zombie gonna come getcha, lickya caramel brains right out of your skull...

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