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I think you're just jelly you can't do ndsᴉpǝ poʍu esrever tricks cause you can't handle the coding.

p.s. Do you know where I really am right now? I might be looking through your windows, skulking about, winning away your crows.

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GIVERRR! I'll make a salad and share.

Why make a salad when you can just toss this one?
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You're just killing me, literally killing me. I laugh cried trying not to die.

Please don't die; I'll have no one to share my pastries with.

It's too late. I'm corporeal. A corpse. Temporarily. Can you make corpse cake pastries for the dead?