That all looks plastic to me. I know they want us to eat more plastic and less sweet, but, please, I just can't, I know it's for the good of the environment, I've tried eating it, I really have, but it doesn't exit the way a piece of plastic tinsel stays shiny on it's exit after a cat ate it.
GIVERRR! I'll make a salad and share.
Why make a salad when you can just toss this one?
You're just killing me, literally killing me. I laugh cried trying not to die.
Please don't die; I'll have no one to share my pastries with.
It's too late. I'm corporeal. A corpse. Temporarily. Can you make corpse cake pastries for the dead?
That all looks plastic to me. I know they want us to eat more plastic and less sweet, but, please, I just can't, I know it's for the good of the environment, I've tried eating it, I really have, but it doesn't exit the way a piece of plastic tinsel stays shiny on it's exit after a cat ate it.