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Please don't die; I'll have no one to share my pastries with.

It's too late. I'm corporeal. A corpse. Temporarily. Can you make corpse cake pastries for the dead?

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That all looks plastic to me. I know they want us to eat more plastic and less sweet, but, please, I just can't, I know it's for the good of the environment, I've tried eating it, I really have, but it doesn't exit the way a piece of plastic tinsel stays shiny on it's exit after a cat ate it.

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made with recycled yoga mats!

I'll see your recycled yoga mats and I'll raise you this beer and this burger and these gummy bears.

The subtitles for the video are great: "creating needs from human species." Who needs humans, anyway? What a load of shit on a shingle.

Singapore swears they hold the market on using reclaimed water. Drink beer, piss it out, drink beer again. The circle of life.

No gummy turbines for you until you finish your subway sandwich, Jared.