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Why make a salad when you can just toss this one?
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You're just killing me, literally killing me. I laugh cried trying not to die.

Please don't die; I'll have no one to share my pastries with.

It's too late. I'm corporeal. A corpse. Temporarily. Can you make corpse cake pastries for the dead?

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That all looks plastic to me. I know they want us to eat more plastic and less sweet, but, please, I just can't, I know it's for the good of the environment, I've tried eating it, I really have, but it doesn't exit the way a piece of plastic tinsel stays shiny on it's exit after a cat ate it.

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