A thought crossed my mind today "Why not make a post, since you're not doing anything else of any importance..."
BUT...THEN...!!! My mind went sort of blank - again... My enthusiasm waned as I plunged deep within an encroaching abyss.
Once enveloped by the serenity of mindlessness... a single message gently, permeated the grey matter encapsuled within the wild-haired adorned earthly skull, perched precariously atop an anotomical figure, refered to as 'neck'...
The Message? "Check the COM rules; I think there is no limit for submissions..."
So, I did...
AND..........
THIS is the crap which freely, flowed unencumbered through absence of any sound judgement or care; my usual sense of existence.
ANYWAYzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........
This really isn't an entry into 'Comedy Open Mike #4'... It's just a post. It's a post about anything that happens/happened to flow, but if any one of the moderators or 'Admin' type people want... to greatly reward $$$$$$$ me for it, I promise not to protest.
Even though it sucks and I know I could do better if I tried, but hey...let's face it...
"trying ain't always best"...!!!
I read that in a book of quotes once. I think it was from that anon fella, but I'm not sure, so I won't even mention it...
As a matter of fact... I won't even POST this stupid - whatever it's called piece of crap...!!! After all; I do have a heart and I'd hate to cause any of you anguish by having had you read this far into a totally or almost totally waste of time.
Time is precious. We have so little of it. Some have more time than others, and some don't. I don't know what's best - little or more...?!?!?!?
I guess that all depends upon what's little or more? Like if it's a penis or something else...and where or what you plan to do with it, or when and how...???
I don't know...
It doesn't matter anyway...
NOTHING matters... because nothing is real...
Not even this post.
I didn't write it and I never published it.
If you're reading it - it's a glitch in the matrix...
You probably swallowed the wrong pill...?!?!?!?
BUT... Maybe the wrong pill is the best pill of all?
Who the hell knows...?!?!?!?!?
NOT ME...!!!
@AngryMan
Feb. 1, 2022 - On the Hive BlockchainImages: Pixabay.com
Sorry for ruining the 69 upvotes, but I had to upvote this.
Why put a limit on entries and limit a good thing. The more, the merrier. Or is it the anguisher?
Thank you for posting in our COMmunity.
Well... Though, that is one of my favorite
positions(I mean...) NUMBERS... I forgive you for interfering during such blissful moments...😒It started slow, with nothing, and the end was an epic nothing! 😀
I like the ending though, you tied it up nicely
Glad you liked it...
)
Oh gowd! I think I know what's that haha
Well... you did say:
Yeye I got this brother, I forgot you used to share some weird shit with bondage and shit!
You're mistaking my old posts, from the culprit named dandays...!!!
yes it's totally his fault I remember nw!
I don't think I would've noticed the anguish had you not mentioned it. You did mention it didn't you? If I'm the only one here and what I just read never happened, forget I said anything.
Were you trying to post a comment...??? Seems there's nothing here...?!?!?!?!?
Dear Angrychap,
I'm glad I didn't read this, and didn't take notice of where I was when I wasn't reading this. No glitch in any matrix here, no siree bob. I didn't remember that you remembered not to post this and this wasn't a comment. I only thought I thunk it.
P.S. I hear they can do things about small penises these days, not that I don't know just I cant say. Something else from those Anon Dudes.
Little Known Fact- Not Reading allows you to absorb as much information as not posting what you didn't read so 3 thumbs up.
Sincerely,
M.A Micropenises Anonymous
greatly appreciated by someone - I'm sure...I'm so glad that I spared you the discomfort of reading a non-existing post that I didn't make, as well as your up-vote, ecency boost and relatively decipherable comment Mr. @Rubido. It's certainly
Solutions: Fat guys can gain an inch+ in length simply by shedding weight. Anyone can gain an inch+ over the span of about fifteen to twenty years, if they stop wearing underwear - allowing gravity to work it's magic...😎 (I learned this in an Art History class while at college, many years ago...)
Thanks for the advice, I've never worn underwear very often and as for losing body mass I might be able to gain a few mm. I guess its back to tying the non existing weights on and hoping I don't pop a stiffy.
Hanging weights, speeds the process...😎Or, so I heard
Shit! I got anguish and I feel distressed. I have the hunch it was because you forced me to almost totally waste my time in this glitch in the matrix.
¡Holy pill! ...what we are gonna do? what we are gonna do? Oh! perhaps if you come here to rescue me from the matrix with the right color pill, we'll be in peace.
Where is 'here'...???
Here, hidden in the core of the red phrase above in my comment inside the matrix. ;p
Jan 6 2020 ,.. the matrix gave clues ,..
No pill needed , there all placebo junk to me .
Make that Grandpa , hope your alright angryman , during this demise of society .
Tried lots of things today , high speed and snow where involved .
Made me feel very aware of my existence and reality ,.. alive .
But i don't know either if taking a pill can solve anything about ones mindset .
There always seem to be side effects when taking pill's .
I prefer a live without them , for it seem , no one really knows .
I am only watching it , see the glitches the matrix makes while it run's it's programs .
Reason why i saw this deeply informing "not written nor published" post pass on my screen .
Let this comment stand as a witness to this unreal post in a virtual blockchain .
It's always nice to hear from you, my cyber-friend even when I don't... Your take on the matrix never fails to intrigue my occassional, inquisitive mind...😎
I'm hoping that you're surviving the present totalitarian worldwide push in a positive atmosphere, away from the madness, most days - at least.
Now this is a classic
Thank you...😎
Yay! 🤗
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