If you're reading it - it's a glitch in the matrix...
Shit! I got anguish and I feel distressed. I have the hunch it was because you forced me to almost totally waste my time in this glitch in the matrix.
¡Holy pill! ...what we are gonna do? what we are gonna do? Oh! perhaps if you come here to rescue me from the matrix with the right color pill, we'll be in peace.
Where is 'here'...???
Here, hidden in the core of the red phrase above in my comment inside the matrix. ;p