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RE: Everyone loves a good COMeback!

in Comedy Open Mic5 months ago

I was not prepared for that photo. If Scooby Doo was with me right now he would be jumping into my arms quivering like the nervous mess of a dog he is. I'll be back now that the football is over. I'm intrigued by the shadowhunters community so I intent to write a screenplay around their adventures on Hive. A motley crew with various frames and vehicles keeping them together.

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It's pretty easy for me to picture you as a Brit version of Shaggy. I'm thrilled to see that we will get some more of your attention, now that net-ball is done.

Shadowhunters, huh? Are they like ghost hunters? Can they find the missing comedians hiding in the shadows of the COMmunity? Hmmm... I look forward to your report, and am anxious to learn more about these hunters on Hive.

Welcome to the Civic Action Comedy Army! As a member of these elite COMmandos, you can breathe easy knowing that CACA always has your back!

A "British" version?? I am Irish my friend. We fought 800 years against those bastards to call ourselves a republic. )It's like calling you a Canadian or a Taliban. Don't know which is worse. I'm gonna have to go to the attic and find my balaclava again and come to America for vengance. Watch the film Patriot Games for the gist of things to come. Tiocfaidh ar La!!!

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I'm an American, as far as I know, I am Canadian Taliban. I should have known better though, since you don't write every sentence as a question, do you?

When you come for your vengeance, I'll use YOUR safe word, if that's okay.

Biddy

I guess that didn't make much sense before I added the don't up there.

I've an aunty called Biddy. Raving alcoholic. If you say that word I would be running for them their hills.

Sounds a bit like my aunt Batty, who is an alcoholic that like attending raves.