I concur, me not funny at all and negative funny especially when asked to be funny, but then again we all need some negativity here in the world so I might give it a try. Or what do you think @penderis, you ain't negative at all, like never. And funny? Oh man no. But then again there might be people (like me) who like non negative non funny people. Not sure if I mixed all my negative thoughts here so that everything is positive as double negativity tends to do and no-one understood what I tried to say here as I for one didn't, but that's okay I guess.
Aaaaaaaand... now that I read the rules, I should also mention @rubido since he's pretty funny although I have no idea how pretty he is but funny and sometimes also negative which is always desirable feature in everything, or should I have said that he's not negative at all and not funny at all but he might know someone who is. Yeah. That's what I'll say.
Oh but that's harder than making the normies laugh! Way harder. It's like... super hard. Like surepduper hard! It's so hard that digging a 10 meter hole for myself in frozen clay ground in ten minutes with a shovel is easier. It's so hard that I would better succeed in building a spacecraft and sending it to space, in my lifetime, going to the moon and back and survive that, all alone. It's like... really, really, really, really hard. It's like... if Superman, Wonderwoman, Thor and Poison Ivy joined their forces and fought me, I would have better chances at defeating them than making people who were born with comedy expertism branded in their brain, laugh. So hard.
I'm hyperventilating.
Thinkin should I also run around aimlessly and scream.
I don't think I have to. I will faint before that.
Ah! Comedy Open Mic from the old days! Thanks @amirtheawesome1 for bringing this thing back, it was so good its a surprise it stayed dead for this long.
Thanks @brandt, I peep you, through the glory peep hole
The process is simple. You pretend to laugh while reading others' posts, they'll pretend to laugh at yours while people outside the community think it actually has comedy.
I concur, me not funny at all and negative funny especially when asked to be funny, but then again we all need some negativity here in the world so I might give it a try. Or what do you think @penderis, you ain't negative at all, like never. And funny? Oh man no. But then again there might be people (like me) who like non negative non funny people.
Not sure if I mixed all my negative thoughts here so that everything is positive as double negativity tends to do and no-one understood what I tried to say here as I for one didn't, but that's okay I guess.
Aaaaaaaand... now that I read the rules, I should also mention @rubido since he's pretty funny although I have no idea how pretty he is but funny and sometimes also negative which is always desirable feature in everything, or should I have said that he's not negative at all and not funny at all but he might know someone who is. Yeah. That's what I'll say.
I'm positive about being negative, I accept that things will of course get worse but I always have pancakes, and beer. So maybe that makes me B-+?
Regardless this could be a bit of fun...
Too late to unmention the unmentionables so I guess I'll have to take that negative and make it a positive.
Awesome! All this negativity here makes me all
warm and fuzzycold and spikey inside which is GREAT!You can keep it a negative and still post. It is a weird world here, angry and sad count as funny.
Sad counts then I'm in 100%
Unmentionables are always worth mentioning.
It is Comedy Open Mic dude, no one has said anything funny since its inception. We just validate each other so we'd get validated as "funny"
Oh but that's harder than making the normies laugh! Way harder. It's like... super hard. Like surepduper hard! It's so hard that digging a 10 meter hole for myself in frozen clay ground in ten minutes with a shovel is easier. It's so hard that I would better succeed in building a spacecraft and sending it to space, in my lifetime, going to the moon and back and survive that, all alone. It's like... really, really, really, really hard. It's like... if Superman, Wonderwoman, Thor and Poison Ivy joined their forces and fought me, I would have better chances at defeating them than making people who were born with comedy expertism branded in their brain, laugh. So hard.
I'm hyperventilating.
Thinkin should I also run around aimlessly and scream.
I don't think I have to. I will faint before that.
Ah! Comedy Open Mic from the old days! Thanks @amirtheawesome1 for bringing this thing back, it was so good its a surprise it stayed dead for this long.
Thanks @brandt, I peep you, through the
glorypeep holeCheck out that new avatar!
Hahah! My man. Its from this character of mine The Woke Pimp😅
Nevies! Would like to see an intro of yours.
Did you mean intro or entry @amirtheawesome1?🌚
Entry, but I would love getting to know you better 😍
This is me, man😎
I don't get it.
It's comedy open mic, you should enter :)
But I'm not funny. Ever. You know this.
Like @brandt said.
The process is simple. You pretend to laugh while reading others' posts, they'll pretend to laugh at yours while people outside the community think it actually has comedy.
😂😆🤣😄😅 omfg you crack me up!!!!
like that?
Future COMtest winner here.
I dunno. With all five active members my post might get lost in the crowd.
(p.s. you spelled contest wrong)
Nobody in COM is. So you'd fit right in.
Always wanted to fit in somewhere.
Welcome home, me.