I concur, me not funny at all and negative funny especially when asked to be funny, but then again we all need some negativity here in the world so I might give it a try. Or what do you think @penderis, you ain't negative at all, like never. And funny? Oh man no. But then again there might be people (like me) who like non negative non funny people.
Not sure if I mixed all my negative thoughts here so that everything is positive as double negativity tends to do and no-one understood what I tried to say here as I for one didn't, but that's okay I guess.
Aaaaaaaand... now that I read the rules, I should also mention @rubido since he's pretty funny although I have no idea how pretty he is but funny and sometimes also negative which is always desirable feature in everything, or should I have said that he's not negative at all and not funny at all but he might know someone who is. Yeah. That's what I'll say.
I'm positive about being negative, I accept that things will of course get worse but I always have pancakes, and beer. So maybe that makes me B-+?
Regardless this could be a bit of fun...
Too late to unmention the unmentionables so I guess I'll have to take that negative and make it a positive.
Awesome! All this negativity here makes me all
warm and fuzzycold and spikey inside which is GREAT!You can keep it a negative and still post. It is a weird world here, angry and sad count as funny.
Sad counts then I'm in 100%
Unmentionables are always worth mentioning.
It is Comedy Open Mic dude, no one has said anything funny since its inception. We just validate each other so we'd get validated as "funny"
Oh but that's harder than making the normies laugh! Way harder. It's like... super hard. Like surepduper hard! It's so hard that digging a 10 meter hole for myself in frozen clay ground in ten minutes with a shovel is easier. It's so hard that I would better succeed in building a spacecraft and sending it to space, in my lifetime, going to the moon and back and survive that, all alone. It's like... really, really, really, really hard. It's like... if Superman, Wonderwoman, Thor and Poison Ivy joined their forces and fought me, I would have better chances at defeating them than making people who were born with comedy expertism branded in their brain, laugh. So hard.
I'm hyperventilating.
Thinkin should I also run around aimlessly and scream.
I don't think I have to. I will faint before that.