I once shat my pants in my boyfriend's mom's car while she was driving and he was in the front seat. I had to finish the job at a grocery store and then go next door to a department store to purchase one single pair of replacement underwear. They weren't red.
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I think I'm slightly in love with you.
---sets down carrot---
"Really?"
And with that a whole new meaning to fucking like rabbits was born.
Ouch?!?!?!