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RE: How I Closed Out 2021 by Pissing my Pants: A Comedy Open Mic Contest Entry

in Comedy Open Mic • 3 years ago

A true window to the soul. I am sure @corvidae appreciates the company lol.

I will also take the chance to say that I have actually shat my pants in the past years.... Okay, the past few days... Okay, this morning. More than once.

Where'd everyone go?

Guys

Guys

Guys?

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    I once shat my pants in my boyfriend's mom's car while she was driving and he was in the front seat. I had to finish the job at a grocery store and then go next door to a department store to purchase one single pair of replacement underwear. They weren't red.

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      I think I'm slightly in love with you.

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      ---sets down carrot---
      "Really?"

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        And with that a whole new meaning to fucking like rabbits was born.

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          And I thought I was the only person on hive with a serious IBS/SIBO/dunnowhatthefcktocallit problem.

          All I'm saying is... shitting myself, I've nearly reached those pinnacles of self-defecation 😂

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