As a fellow pants-pisser I can feel your pain. My instance of denim soaking urine shame happened when very drunk, but very similar to your situation. I literally reached the door to my apartment, having held it back for a good 5 minute walk up the hill from the pub... but unfortunately on a main road, and as a male it is easier for us to try for surreptitious public urination without getting in trouble... but I thought just walking down the main road with junk in hand pissing into oncoming traffic might be pushing it. So I held it... all the way until I was focusing and failing on getting my key into the keyhole of my apartment, lock swaying back and forth, when after all that straining and holding the flood gates opened just as I got the key into the lock.
Part of my bladders overfilled load ended up on the carpet of the hallway outside my apartment, much was caught by my jeans (thank god) and the other half managed to make it to the toilet. Fckn epic fail.
I love your story though; it made me lol more than once. Particularly the traumatising of pet dog and cat added to the comedy of the whole episode… but I just want to say… there is no shame… many other people have pissed themselves, and many will in the future. Now all we need is a self-help group counselling session 😂
Stands up from his chair
“My name is raj808, and yes… I have pissed my pants.”
A true window to the soul. I am sure @corvidae appreciates the company lol.
I will also take the chance to say that I have actually shat my pants in the past years.... Okay, the past few days... Okay, this morning. More than once.
Where'd everyone go?
Guys
Guys
Guys?
I once shat my pants in my boyfriend's mom's car while she was driving and he was in the front seat. I had to finish the job at a grocery store and then go next door to a department store to purchase one single pair of replacement underwear. They weren't red.
I think I'm slightly in love with you.
---sets down carrot---
"Really?"
And with that a whole new meaning to fucking like rabbits was born.
Ouch?!?!?!
And I thought I was the only person on hive with a serious IBS/SIBO/dunnowhatthefcktocallit problem.
All I'm saying is... shitting myself, I've nearly reached those pinnacles of self-defecation 😂
LOL! I imagine the fail is considerably more epic when you've got a loose fire hose whippin' around in there.
I'll go to your self-help group counseling session if we can mic it up without the other members' knowledge or consent.
Oh of course... concealed microphones as standard. There would be years of material for comedy open mics and just general stand up material.
The name of the stand-up comedy show:
‘A guide for those with a prominence of commonplace incontinence.’
Sounds good. Should we make a go-fund-me for the startup costs? Or just get an old iphone and cut a hole in a box of tissue and charge for
admissionattendance?Sometimes it pays to turn around and go back where you came from 🤣