Pura? The woods?? LtfOL Damn, you got jokes.
Whaddup Colonel? First time we heard that too. Even when I hear southern slang that's unfamiliar, it's easy to make sense of it. But torilette?? 3 syllables and ends in TE, that's a first.
I'm likely to pull off West of here a little better than you sir. Here. I'm like totally for sure dude you could pull it off in Europe.
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