Good morning, you. I cleaned my glasses. You know how they breathe hot air onto the lenses and then rub their glasses with their shirt and clean them up? That, I did that. Nice to see you, again.
Very cool comment to wake up to. I should've started here instead of that other shit I read first. Shit. I mean, oops. I tend to forget I'm supposed to pretend I care about their feelings before I say what I think. I'm never gonna get it..
I wish I hadn't read it so I could go back and read it again..
One of the nicest things anyones said to me here. So nice I'm totally fucked now and have to cut this sho..
Knocked me outta character.
You wear glasses? I sorta know about that, but only sun glasses, since the world looks better blurry to me.
Is it really? Is it?
You're welcome. You earned that type of comment from me. Totally.
So that's what it takes to accomplish that. I've been wondering for nigh on two years.
I had a joke right here. I deleted it.
..yeah, I know, embarrassing.
That was the punchline. Ba-da-bing!
Try again, sounds like a dad's joke, couldn't crack a creek of a smile.
..yeah, I know, embarrassing.