I laughed so hard I cried, still am crying. I needed that. That was so so so good. Ten star rating because it made me cry laugh the whole read. I wish I hadn't read it so I could go back and read it again fresh and new.
prickly and have no filter
If you decide to stop being like that, I promise to stop speaking to you.
I'm bringing the GoPro.
So You. Pura completely has your number down.I like that, but at the same time, I'm disappointed. I don't see why you couldn't take pics and vid at a wedding, especially with a guinea pig. Totally normal thing to do.
That third pic, the bride kind of got eclipsed by that charming woman in the cow print dress and cowboy boots. That one's just a beacon of happiness giving you the evil eye look. I bet she knows about you and cows.
Good morning, you. I cleaned my glasses. You know how they breathe hot air onto the lenses and then rub their glasses with their shirt and clean them up? That, I did that. Nice to see you, again.
Very cool comment to wake up to. I should've started here instead of that other shit I read first. Shit. I mean, oops. I tend to forget I'm supposed to pretend I care about their feelings before I say what I think. I'm never gonna get it..
One of the nicest things anyones said to me here. So nice I'm totally fucked now and have to cut this sho..
Knocked me outta character.
You wear glasses? I sorta know about that, but only sun glasses, since the world looks better blurry to me.
Is it really? Is it?
You're welcome. You earned that type of comment from me. Totally.
So that's what it takes to accomplish that. I've been wondering for nigh on two years.
I had a joke right here. I deleted it.
..yeah, I know, embarrassing.
That was the punchline. Ba-da-bing!
Try again, sounds like a dad's joke, couldn't crack a creek of a smile.
..yeah, I know, embarrassing.
I am looking over my shoulder as I type this... Lmao 🤣😂🤣
😂 While you're looking over your shoulder, what do you see and while you're doing that, what's creeping up on you in your blindspot?
Minivans and Tesla's scare me the most when they come creepin' into my BeeSpots.
Always distracted driving and not really all that concerned about that whole wreck'n and die'n stuff.
Or did you mean while out of the big rig. ?
I like the way you cut off the left side of that and left where the food is to imagination.
The left side...
Your imagination...
I was thinking something more like where the food is.. not poison but sensuous...
It'll never go in your pocket anyway. When? Never. If not Ukraine, then United Airlines. Not yours. It's fake anyway. Disney or Chevy or something else that ends in Y and doesn't start with Rand.
Fuggers are coming for our content creation monies next. Already had to pay $500+ tax on my Lil bit of crypto shitcoins.
I am convinced now that the only thing that holds real value is my killer attack cat. My ammo and storable food. And my Wife of course. Rumour has it. She owns everything anyways. 😉
I like the fact that you missed the fact that it's backwards.
You mean they don't grow from the root first? That's upside down!
Welcome to the world. Congratulations, you've passed the test.
I meant while out of the big rig, but I'm scared of those lithium battery vehicles also.
In that photo, I can read:
"Our roots run deep in the delta where the food is (something)..." backwards. That's kinda kreepy.
Chicken Shack in Arkansas. Really good food. Been a few years so the name escapes me.
Ohhhhhhhhh.....they don't have chicken shacks here in Canadaland. I think Eastern Canadaland might have a lobster shack or two.
My chicken shack.
Moving towards off grid as much as possible homesteading.
You're trying too hard.
If trying too hard involves "Furry Cosplay in the Bedroom?"
I am a "Cat"
What are you..? 😉
I'm a hybrid, or at least that's what I said to census when they asked. They wanted more details, but I told them I'm still trying to figure out all the details of my DNA. Seems there's some cat in there, so that works, eh?
Eh..?
No DNA needed there. Straight up Canadian. 👍 💕 👍
Um....., this is where I mention that I'm half american and half canadian, as they say these days Born that way