Danget I don't remember the Carvana one. Glad an impromptu cerebral palsy impression went well.
I can feel your confidence, real excited for you. Congrats and all that. That type of reaction and reading your excitement makes me wanna really talk a buncha shit for not recording it.
Guess maybe I could've mentioned I didn't really feel the incel bit either but you adapted. Where is that venue again, it's like several states from me huh?
Super stoked for you, hell yeah. Gas pedal.
That part about 18 point letters, I think you got a whole bit there, too.
Because I'm a redneck, I always have extra vehicles laying around, so I tried that Carvana app to track the value of my car. After putting in my info and uploading a photo, the app uninstalled itself and blocked me. I tried to install it again, and now they're threatening legal action.
Talk all the shit you want.
The venue is in Elmira, NY, which is almost certainly at least a few states from you.
I'm thinking about starting my next routine with a bit about all the stuff I fucked up on this routine, beginning with 18pt letters.
My friend that I work for, who himself performed in a touring band for years (check out Bone Gunn) was really REALLY impressed, and started talking about taking a road trip down to Austin to try getting me on Kill Tony. I'm going to start practicing more, and maybe take this show on the road this winter.
Mufuker if you go to Austin, DanDays is saying it right now, unless something absolutely unavoidable comes up like space shuttle sex, gimme like a 30-day window and I'll see you there.
Performing live.. That's some G-shit. Meanwhile, I'm staring at the post button on this comedy piece with sweaty hands like a beer-run getaway driver.
If I go to Austin, I'll give you as much lead time as I can. Austin is a bit of a long trip just to hope I get pulled out of the hat, though, so I'm going to keep a closer eye on when he's touring with the show. I know he come to NYC, and I could definitely make that happen, but I'd much rather try to catch the show someplace like Nashville or Ohio.
Sweaty hands isn't so bad... we once had a beer-run getaway driver chicken out and leave before we got back with the keg. We rolled that keg down 7 blocks in Boston, and never got questioned.