Hahaha no worry I've done almost all of them, except of course the most obvious ones like don't steal, and don't tag anyone that doesn't wanna be tagged
"make all your posts at least 10,000 blathering words."
You've just described my style hahahah!!
Very funny, as always, and creative
Thanks, I had so much fun writing it too, hive meta jokes is just a proof we are on the verge of becoming a cult...